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Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:04 am
by Spock
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were an Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
25. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:07 am
by christie1111
Sick, really funny but sick!
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:10 am
by dimmzy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
Gee, I was planning to have this as the title of my philosophy of life book!

Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:15 am
by ne1410s
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:21 am
by BackInTex
Booger Wall Art, an Impressionist's Perspective
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:56 am
by a1mamacat
Big J's offering
Fun and Games with Plastic Bags.
and just for fun "The Cold Cereal Cookbook"
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:01 am
by MinisKidToBeNamedLater
How To Rule The World With Cuteness
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:08 am
by minimetoo26
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:How To Rule The World With Cuteness
I totally love Mommy Drinks Because You Cry. Only Mommy doesn't drink, because Somebody Has to Be the Grownup, and it's usually me.
There's always That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption....

Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:14 pm
by tlynn78
15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
I've actually seen this one at Costco. Disturbing.
t.
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:24 pm
by Rafferbee
I saw this on Amazon a few weeks ago:
Baby, Mix Me a Drink.
http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Mix-Me-Drink ... 421&sr=1-1
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:26 pm
by Beebs52
This list made me laugh right out loud. Thank you.
Toilets Are My Toy Boxes
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:54 pm
by Bob Juch
Product Description
Many people are parents, and many parents are thirsty. Yet too many parents allow their infant sons and daughters to lie about idly: napping, drinking milk, and whatnot. Why not put them to work? Observe how tots enjoy the shapes and colors, all the while learning how to mix a variety of basic cocktails. Thanks, Baby!
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:59 pm
by silverscreenselect
1001 Things in Your House That Are Really Made Out of Candy
Let's Call 911
and the all time favorite....
Fun with Matches
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:06 pm
by peacock2121
How to Blame Your Little Sister and Get Away With It.
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:10 pm
by TheCalvinator24
From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:55 pm
by TheConfessor
TheCalvinator24 wrote:From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
Why the *?
We're all adults here. You can say "deeley."
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:30 pm
by nitrah55
Fun with Broken Glass
Re: Bad Children's Books
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:39 pm
by TheCalvinator24
TheConfessor wrote:TheCalvinator24 wrote:From Barbie's Convertible to the Cat's *: A Complete Guide to Firecrackers!
Why the *?
We're all adults here. You can say "deeley."
That's a symbol for the particular anatomical part. Just wanted to use it instead of the word.