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Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:16 am**

Time for another edition of Tuesday Wordplay, where there's a certain word that will recur more often than a kidney stone....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:23 am**

Spoiler

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (I demand super duper prescient points for calling this song last week!)

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Train - Sheena Easton

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train - Cat Stevens

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train - O'Jays (Best song use all last season in Scrubs)

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Train in Vain - The Clash (It has to be here somewhere, since everybody seems to think it's the bees knees, even if I've never heard it)

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

See #5

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

Downtown Train - Rod Stewart

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

Long Train Runnin' - The Doobie Brothers

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

See #6

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Come On Ride the Train - Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:26 am**

Spoiler

1.
2. Morning Train, Sheena Easton
3. Peace Train, Cat Stevens
4. Love Train, the OJays
5.
6.
7.
8. Last Train to Clarksvl, the Monkees
9. Without Love (where would you be now), the Doobie Bros
10. Midnight Train to GA, Gladys Knight
11.
12.

Blanket WAG Long Black Train, Josh Turner for the remaining odd ones and Freight Train (going so fast) for the remaining even ones.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:48 am**

Spoiler

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
CRAZY TRAIN - OZZY OSBOURNE

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright
MORNING TRAIN (9 TO 5) - SHEENA EASTON

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come
PEACE TRAIN - CAT STEVENS

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
LOVE TRAIN - THE COORS LIGHT SINGERS

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me
TRAIN IN VAIN - THE CLASH

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep
RUNAWAY TRAIN - SOUL ASYLUM

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark
DOWNTOWN TRAIN - TOM WAITS. I WAS JUST TALKING TO SOMEONE THE OTHER DAY ABOUT HOW ALMOST EVERYTHING ROD STEWART DID BEFORE "DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY" WAS FANTASTIC AND ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THERE ON WAS AWFUL, BUT HOW NOTHING WAS AS BAD AS WHAT HE DID TO THIS SONG.

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE - THE MONKEES

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late
LONG TRAIN RUNNING - THE DOOBIE BROTHERS. FEATURING THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WORLD, MICHAEL MCDONALD, WHO SOUNDS TERRIBLE LIVE.

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew
MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA - GLADYS KNIGHT AND THE PIPS

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:51 am**

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Spoiler
Train in Vain - The Clash (It has to be here somewhere, since everybody seems to think it's the bees knees, even if I've never heard it)

Spoiler

I suspect you HAVE heard it, just don't recognize it as such, since it doesn't contain the words "Train in Vain". If there's a Clash song that you think of as maybe being called "Stand By Me", it's that one.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:46 am**

Vague!

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Crazy Train, Ozzy Osbourne. You don't know how bummed I was to discover the theme was "train" and not "crazy"..............

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Gag Train, Sheena Gag Easton

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train, Cat Yusuf Stevens Islam

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train, one of them Spinners-type groups

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Train in Vain, the Clash

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

Either Runaway Train or Downtown Train..

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

Either Runaway Train or Downtown Train..

One is Rod Stewart and the other sounds like Tom Petty, but isn't. Vague enough? Don't bother even scoring these last two....

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train to Clarksville, Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

The Doobie Brothers song that must have "train" in the title, but all I know is Without Love, Where Would You Be Now.

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Midnight Train to Georgia, Gladys Knight. She has a restaurant in Atlanta, and The Midnight Train is chicken wings and waffles. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

Nope. All I have left in reserve is that "train kept a rollin all night long" song, and this doesn't fit...

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Something like Come On and Ride It, Ride That Train, or some such. How about put it down as a "nope"....

sigh....

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:37 pm**

littlebeast13 wrote:Time for another edition of Tuesday Wordplay, where there's a certain word that will recur more often than a kidney stone....

Or more often that David Stern's orgasms whenever somebody mentions Kobe Bryant's name.

1.

Spoiler

"Crazy Train", Ozzy Osbourne... *mumbling various swear words incoherently*

2.

Spoiler

"Morning Train", Sheena Easton

3.

Spoiler

"Peace Train", Yusuf Islam/Cat Stevens

4.

Spoiler

"Love Train", the O'Jays

5. nope

6.

Spoiler

"Runaway Train", Soul Asylum

7.

Spoiler

"Downtown Train", Rod Stewart

8.

Spoiler

"Last Train to Clarksville", the Monkees

9.

Spoiler

"Long Train Runnin'", the Doobie Brothers

10.

Spoiler

"Midnight Train to Georgia", Gladys Knight and the Pips

11. nope

12. I had hoped you would get around to this song...

Spoiler

"Come on Ride the Train", Quad City DJs

Are there any other song titles with the word

Spoiler

"Train"

? Well, there are two more. I don't know their lyrics, but I know that songs with these titles do exist.

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If I'm not mistaken, one of our Bored Buddies is named after one of these songs. It's "Train in Vain" by the Clash and that will be my guess for #5. Certainly, one of the two I'm blanking on has to be that song. I don't think Beast would dare do a train-themed LS without including the obvious BB shout-out.

Speaking of obvious BB shout-outs, I have to take a stab at #11 with "Lonesome Train" by our beloved J.J. Cale. And even if one of the remaining two songs isn't "Lonesome Train", I should get some JJCPs for at least going for a legitimate J.J. Cale song. Yeah, I know, I'm starting to become a point whore like Clem. Sue me.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:47 pm**

minimetoo26 wrote:
Vague!
2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Gag Train, Sheena Gag Easton

Oh, come on. That song isn't that bad.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:48 pm**

OMG! You'll never believe this! #3 is playing on my radio right now!

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:23 pm**

littlebeast13 wrote:Time for another edition of Tuesday Wordplay, where there's a certain word that will recur more often than a kidney stone....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Spoiler
Peace Train - Cat Stevens
4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Spoiler
Last Train to Clarksville - Monkess
9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Spoiler
Midnight Train to Georgia - Glady Knight & the Pips
11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:44 pm**

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Spoiler

Morning Train/Sheena Easton

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Spoiler

Last Train to Clarksville/The Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Spoiler

I know this one too

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Spoiler

The word is "train"

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:08 pm**

Spoiler

All ABOOOOOOARD!!

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Crazy Train--Ozzy Osbourne

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Train--Sheena Easton

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train--Cat Stevens

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train--The O'Jays

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Train In Vain--The Clash

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

Runaway Train--Soul Asylum

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

Downtown Train--Rod Stewart

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train to Clarksville--The Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

Long Train Runnin'--The Doobie Brothers (their Greatest Hits CD is in my car right now!!)

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Midnight Train to Georgia--Gladys Knight & The Pips

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

Beast Got Stoned And He Missed It--Clem and His Cocottes

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Come On Ride The Train--The Engineers? (I've heard this song a MILLION times...and have never bothered to learn the artist!)

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:17 pm**

littlebeast13 wrote:Time for another edition of Tuesday Wordplay, where there's a certain word that will recur more often than a kidney stone....

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
Spoiler
Crazy Train-Ozzy Osbourne
2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright
Spoiler
Morning Train-Sheena "High Maintenance" Easton. Yup. He busts his ass all day while she sits on her ass at home, then he's gotta take her out all night because she's been bored all day. Then when he drops dead from exhaustion, she gets his insurance payoff. B*tch. I've held this song against her for her entire career it pissed me off so much.
3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come
Spoiler
Peace Train-Cat Stevens. I should get a JJC point for NOT bringing up his current name, as I bet many others will
4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Spoiler
Love Train-The O'Jays. Cool version recently by The Yayhoos, too!
5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me
Spoiler
Train in Vain-The Clash
6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep
Spoiler
A Car, Not a Train, Goes Beep Beep-Rhymin' Rodney
7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark
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Throw Sheena Easton Off the Train-T-Bone & The Vindictives
8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Spoiler
Last Train to Clarksville-The Monkees
9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late
Spoiler
Long Train Running-Doobie Brothers
10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew
Spoiler
Midnight Train to Georgia-Gladys Knight & The Pips
11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air
Spoiler
Last Train to London-Electric Light Orchestra
12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it
Spoiler
C'mon & Ride It (Ride That Train) or something like that (I can hear it in my head..unfortunately)-Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends (No idea who does this)

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:17 pm**

Glad you're feeling better, LB, and thanks for having more songs I know this week.

littlebeast13 wrote:
1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Spoiler
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osborne
2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Spoiler
My Baby Takes The Morngin Train - Sheila E
3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Spoiler
Peace Train - Cat Stevens
4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Spoiler
Love Train - O'Jays
5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Spoiler
Train In Vain - The Clash
6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Spoiler
Last Train to Clarksville - Monkees
9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

Spoiler
Long Train Running - Doobie Brothers
10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Spoiler
Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:34 pm**

Spoiler

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Train - Sheena Easton (which originally was going to be titled 9 to 5 until Dolly Parton's song came out)

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train - Cat Stevens

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train by Four Tops?

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train To Clarksville - Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

Long Train Running - Doobie Brothers

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Midnight Train To Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:48 pm**

Spoiler

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me
Train in Vain - The Clash

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Peace Train - Cat Stevens?

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late
Long Train Running - The Doobie Brothers

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air
I've Finally Trained You to Scritch - ES and the Nut Gatherers

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:34 pm**

Spoiler

2.) Morning Train--Sheena Easton, 3.)(one of my favorite songs) Peace Train--Cat Stevens, 5.) Train In Vain?--The Clash, 6.) Runaway Train--Soul Asylum, 9.) ??--Doobie Brothers?, 10.) Midnight Train To Georgia--Gladys Knight. Glad you're feeling better,LB!

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:45 pm**

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Spoiler

Sing with me! Now ALL ABOARD!!!!: Da Dum Da Dum AY AY AY! Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum AY AY AY!!!
It's the CRAAAAZY TRAIN! - By my man Ozzy Osbourne

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Spoiler

I Think LB Loves Me - Kay Witno Allan

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

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All day long I was thinking this and all that was hitting me was "Remember The Titans" over and over until I finally remembered the theme (duh!) and remembered:
Peace Train - Cat Stevens/Youssef Alam Al-Baba Bumblefuck (Or whatever the hell his name is now)

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

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to get aboard the LOVE TRAIN - O'Jays, which of course was used in one of the awesomest Scrubs fantasies ever which I'd bet my house Fanny's already mentioned in her answer...Save Dr. Kelso! He's better than the shitty Dr. Cox doesn't see his son storyline we've been subjected to this season. Ya gotta love Mickhead and Beardface on a little train....

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

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And Told Me You Were Straight? - LB's Mama (That one got to you....c'mon admit it.)

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

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So Now I Cry As I'm Counting Sheep - Poet And I Didn't Even Know It

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

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Squirrels - Angels of Death

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

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Drops of Jupiter - Train? Just thought i'd throw out a guess...Y'know, pretend I'm actually playing this game for real...

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

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Fucking Amtrak's Never On Time (It's All Obama's Fault) - SSS

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew
I think I've heard this but I've got no clue so I'll guess:

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I Think I Was Einstein In My Previous Life - BobJ

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

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Because Captain Jack Got Me High Tonight - LB's Epiphany

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

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C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) - The Quad City DJs, The Full Name with the subtitle! COUNT IT - AND THE FOUL!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!

I am so jacked up right now! Man that song sucked...Wave your arm up and down and make that choo-choo sound! Ya gotta love club songs that encourage dancers that acting like a two-yearold is cool. Man I miss the 90s....

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:58 am**

Now that the kiss-ass JJC points have been awarded, I can say I hope you feel better soon, lb!

littlebeast13 wrote:
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1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Bitch Train - Mimi Meee

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train - Cat Stevens (and 10,000 Maniacs)

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train - Joe Biden

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

Train in Vain - The Clash

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep

Runaway Train - Soul Asylum

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark

Rock of Love Train - Bret Michaels & Skankfest 4

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late

Stoner Train - I know it's the Doobie Brothers. I thought it was called "Without Love." Another GD Camp Grenada-ish trick question!

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew

Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air

Last Train to London - ELO

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it

Train to Hell - The Crappy Lyrics. No offense, crap!

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:02 am**

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2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

Morning Train - was it Dolly Parton?

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

Peace Train - nope

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Love Train - nope

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me

You Call This Hope Train? - American Public

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home

Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:16 am**

1. I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (At least nobody mentioned Larrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy Walllllkeeeer..... the Coors Field announcer always made me ill)

2. He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright
Morning Train - Sheena Easton

3. I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come
Peace Train - Cat Stevens

4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too
Love Train - O'Jays

5. You must explain why this must be
Did you lie when you spoke to me
Train in Vain - The Clash

6. So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep
Runaway Train - Soul Asylum

7. You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
They have nothing that'll ever capture your heart
They're just thorns without the rose
Be careful of them in the dark
Downtown Train - Rod Stewart

8. And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Last Train To Clarksville - Monkees

9. Well the Illinois Central
And the Southern Central Freight
Gotta keep on pushin' mama
You know they're runnin' late
Long Train Runnin' - Doobie Brothers

10. So he pawned all his hopes
and he even sold his old car
Bought a one way ticket
To the life he once knew
Midnight Train To Georgia - Gladys Knight & the Pips

11. It was one of those nights
One of those nights
When you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air
Last Train To London - ELO

12. I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it
C'Mon And Ride It (The Train) - Quad City DJs

JJC Points:

Mini got 2 JJC points for her vague answers on Runaway Train and Downtown Train...

Melo gets 2 JJC points for the on-topic inclusion of a JJ Cale song...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for his hilarious take on Morning Train... I had never thought of that before...

Clem gets 3 JJC points despite his continuing attempts to piss me off. I almost gave him another JJC point because at lunch last night we brought up Billy Joel, and one of the guys I work with first said "Piano Man" then said.... I swear to fucking God... "Captain Jack". I really had to work to stifle a laugh when he said that....

Estonut got half a JJC point for belatedly hoping I was better, and another half a JJC point for somewhat referring to mini as a bitch....

Points:

Fanny 19
mntetn 11
TLITF 19
mini 14+2
Melo 22+2
Saucy 6
ghost 4
DaveSr 21
TBone 19+2
elwood 15
Kroxquo 11
Panic 4
HSoB 11
Clem 8+3
Estojnut 16+1
Pea 5

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:23 am**

littlebeast13 wrote:Estonut got ... another half a JJC point for somewhat referring to mini as a bitch....

NO! It was MIMI MEEE, as in me, me, me, cuz that's what the chick in the song sounded like.

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:24 am**

clem deserves an extra point for the jab at BobJuch.

Does he do that every day?

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:24 am**

Estonut wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Estonut got ... another half a JJC point for somewhat referring to mini as a bitch....
NO! It was MIMI MEEE, as in me, me, me, cuz that's what the chick in the song sounded like.

Still funny enough for half a JJC point....

lb13

Posted: **Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:39 am**

clem21 wrote:4. All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

to get aboard the LOVE TRAIN - O'Jays, which of course was used in one of the awesomest Scrubs fantasies ever which I'd bet my house Fanny's already mentioned in her answer...Save Dr. Kelso! He's better than the shitty Dr. Cox doesn't see his son storyline we've been subjected to this season. Ya gotta love Mickhead and Beardface on a little train....

Ha! I guess it doesn't matter if you're betting something you don't have as long as you know it's a sure thing..... and how sappy am I that seeing Cox in a sequined conductor's cap while strobe lights go crazy makes me tear up every time I see it?

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