WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:05 am**

It hasn't been a good last 4 hours, and here I am crying in pain again. Please leave all your pity and sympathy for me piled up neatly over there in the corner, and make sure to deposit all of your tears in this hernia jug that used to contain my Pepsi....

Thankfully I took the time yesterday to compile all my LS games for the week, so in case I'm too miserable to look far and wide for lyrics, at least there will still be games this week. I chose today's Retro Monday game from my October 2002 LS, a time when I had no idea what the experience of having a prolonged kidney stone episode was like. This was just the second LS game I ever posted, and it has a rather easy theme (and even has a theme song)... which will hopefully make up for the fact that like most of my games from that month, I really scrimped on the lyrics due to my lack of cut & paste ability...

Today's Retro Monday game was originally posted on Friday October 4, 2002...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and 3 points for the theme....

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Theme?

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:04 am**

Ouch! I hope you are feeling better very soon.

Spoiler

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse With No Name - America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Beast of Burden - Rolling Stones

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Theme? Something about animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:10 am**

1.

Spoiler

"Horse with No Name", America

2.

Spoiler

"Karma Chameleon", Culture Club

3.

Spoiler

"Eye of the Tiger", Survivor

4.

Spoiler

"Free Bird", Lynyrd Skynyrd

5.

Spoiler

"Teddy Bear", Elvis

6.

Spoiler

"The Ballad of the Chickenhawks", George W. Bush and Dick Cheney

7.

Spoiler

"Cat Scratch Fever", the God-awful Ted Nugent

8. nope

9. nope

10.

Spoiler

"Walk the Dinosaur", Was (Not Was)

Theme Song: taking a shot on

Spoiler

"Animal", Def Leppard

Theme? Seems pretty obvious:

Spoiler

Animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:15 am**

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Spoiler

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor? (I'm pretty sure I remembered the group name, the last time this LS was played. <sigh>

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:18 am**

Spoiler

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Eye of the Tiger?, Journey

Sorry about your stone.

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:49 am**

Spoiler

JESUS, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER.

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
HORSE WITH NO NAME - AMERICA

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
KARMA CHAMELEON - CULTURE CLUB

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
EYE OF THE TIGER - SURVIVOR. WITH THE DIFFERENT LEAD SINGER THAN THEY HAD FOR "HIGH ON YOU", "I CAN'T HOLD BACK", "THE SEARCH IS OVER" (WHICH SOMEONE PLAYED ON THE JUKEBOX AT BOWLING LAST TUESDAY) AND "BURNING HEART"

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
FREEBIRD - LYNYRD SKYNYRD

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
WAR PIGS - BLACK SABBATH. OR, SURPRISINGLY, CAKE.

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
CAT SCRATCH FEVER - TED NUGENT

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
UNION OF THE SNAKE - DURAN DURAN

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
WALK THE DINOSAUR - WAS (NOT WAS)

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!
DON'T KNOW THIS ONE. UGH.

Theme?
ANIMALS

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:58 am**

Stoned Beast wrote:
1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
Spoiler
A Horse With No Name-America
2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
Spoiler
Karma Chameleon-Culture Club
3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Spoiler
Eye of the Tiger-Survivor
4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
Spoiler
Free Bird-Lynyrd Skynyrd
5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere
Spoiler
(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear-Elvis Presley
6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Spoiler
War Pigs-Black Sabbath
7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
Spoiler
Cat Scratch Fever-Ted Nugent
8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
Spoiler
Don't Scritch Under the Apple Tree (With Any One Else But Me)-Evil Squirrel & the Sprots Appreciation Society
9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one
Spoiler
Grey Seal-Elton John
10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
Spoiler
Walk the Dinosaur-Was Not Was
Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!
Spoiler
I Don't Know, Whoa oh! (Beast Stumps Bone)-Tears For Steers

Theme?
Spoiler
Animals

Feel Better Beast!

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:04 am**

I gotcher pity--DANGLING!!!!

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse With No Name, America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Karma Chameleon, Culture Club

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Eye of the Tiger, Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Free Bird, Lynyrd Skynyrd

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

I Think I Love You, Sprots, by ES, otherwise known as:

Teddy Bear, Elvis Presley

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

Familiaresque

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Cat Scratch Fever, Ted Nugent

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

Union of the Snake, Duran Duran

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

This is very familiar and I have this on a CD, but I can't get close to an answer!

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

ACK!! I know this!

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Familiar, also, dammit...

Theme?

Put me in the zoo! (Okay, my kids loved this book when they were little...)

Animals. Critters. ES's cohorts.

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:34 am**

Spoiler

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse with No Name - America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club My favourite Culture Club song! (Yes, I like more than one of them, ha!)

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (Glen... Glen. Glen! GLEN!)

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

War Pigs - Black Sabbath

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

Rats....

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

Double Rats.

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

SHITHOUSE RATS!

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Animal - Def Leppard

Theme? Song with animals in the title

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:40 am**

Spoiler

1. Horse w/No Name, America
2.
3.
4.
5. Teddy Bear, Elvis Presley
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Theme Song:

Theme?

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:44 pm**

Stoned Beast wrote:It hasn't been a good last 4 hours, and here I am crying in pain again. Please leave all your pity and sympathy for me piled up neatly over there in the corner, and make sure to deposit all of your tears in this hernia jug that used to contain my Pepsi....

Thankfully I took the time yesterday to compile all my LS games for the week, so in case I'm too miserable to look far and wide for lyrics, at least there will still be games this week. I chose today's Retro Monday game from my October 2002 LS, a time when I had no idea what the experience of having a prolonged kidney stone episode was like. This was just the second LS game I ever posted, and it has a rather easy theme (and even has a theme song)... which will hopefully make up for the fact that like most of my games from that month, I really scrimped on the lyrics due to my lack of cut & paste ability...

Today's Retro Monday game was originally posted on Friday October 4, 2002...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, and 3 points for the theme....

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Spoiler
Horse with no name - America
2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Spoiler
Karma Chameleon - CUlture Club
3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Spoiler
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Spoiler
Teddy Bear - Elvis
6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Spoiler
Cat Scratch Fever - nope
8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Theme?
Spoiler
Animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:09 pm**

Spoiler

1. A Horse With No Name - America
2. Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
3. Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor
4. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
5. (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley
6. Nope
7. Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
8. Union Of The Snake - Duran Duran
9. Nope
10. Walk The Dinosaur - Was Not Was

Theme Song - I don't know these lyrics, but I'll guess Animal - Def Leppard

Theme - Animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:41 pm**

I'b submidding Cleb's answers today just because. Also Cleb says to pass along dat ib you don't include Cabtain Jack widdin a week you'll look like be. Ad believe me when I say: you do not want dat. Onward wid da answers...or lack dereof

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Spoiler

I 420'd With Michael Phelps - Arrested For Smoking Pot

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Spoiler

I'll Get You Again My Pretty! - That Darn Wicked Witch, Brief interlude: Don't EVER let your kids watch the awful sequel "Return To Oz." My mom got it out of the library for me and I had nightmares about This Horrible Scene for about a month. I got chills just retrieving that thing on Youtube just now...The movie is among the Top Ten in movies that freaked me out growing up. The number one spot will probably be forever held by "Untraceable" which scared me more than any horror movie because it seemed so realistic...I probably still wouldn't watch that movie today. This makes me feel a bit less manly but then I remember that LB would probably be afraid to watch the First Wizard of Oz film because of those darn scary flying monkeys...

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Spoiler

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Spoiler

So Lets Get Back On The Frenchin' Rock of Love Bus - Bret Michaels

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Spoiler

[Insert inappropriate song written by Clem's Personal Point Whore or Cocotte here]

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

Spoiler

And Fred Savage Goes To Pee To Protest Vietnam - Give Peace A Chance, A tribute to the best Wonder Years episode ever. The song title I supplied says it all. Man I loved that episode...I wonder if I can find it on Youtube or something...

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Spoiler

You Won't Get STD's If You Stop Having Relations - The Doc, So I went to donate blood today and I was denied for the first time ever because not only was my iron level not high enough I "Was not even close." I haven't been to a doctor umm... since my doctor was my pediatrician so it's been a while...Maybe I'll just see if I can get some OTC Iron vitamins...

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

Spoiler

Because These Stones Hurt Really Bad - LB's Gotta Pee, Feel better LB!

I will continue to make fun of you because I have no soul and because you haven't included Captain Jack yet but I'm still feelin' for ya...

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

Spoiler

I've Got A Rising Sun In My Pants - Bob Juch

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Spoiler

Sonny Crockett Just Blew Some Shit Up - Classic Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Spoiler

Animal - Def Leppard, I know LB was thinking 7 years ago that this kid Clem would come along who would be the best LS player ever and that this kid would be able to get the song and theme easily 7 years down the road if he used the more popular and more recent Pearl Jam song entitled Animal. So instead he decided to use the Def Leppard song of the same name.

Well Suck it 7 Years Ago LB!!!!! I love the Def Leppard version too! Up yours!

Theme?

Spoiler

Judging by the theme song and my one answer: Animals and Animal Parts

Edited to fix spellings

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:41 pm**

Stoned Beast wrote:
1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Spoiler
A Horse With No Name - America
2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Spoiler
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Spoiler
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Spoiler
But That'll Cost Extra - Clem's Cocotte
6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

Spoiler
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Spoiler
Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Theme?
Spoiler
Animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:00 pm**

Not sure if I remember this one or not...get better Beast!!!

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Horse With No Name--America (arguably their best...and a personal fave for karaoke)

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Karma Chameleon--Culture Club (probably their best)

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Eye Of The Tiger--Survivor (definitely their best...shoulda been a one-hit wonder)

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Free Bird--Lynyrd Skynyrd (among their best...certainly most popular)

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Teddy Bear--Elvis Presley (not even CLOSE to his best, so there goes that idea...)

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

War Pigs--Black Sabbath

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Cat Scratch Fever--Ted Nugent

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

Union Of The Snake--Duran Duran (Hey Clem!! One of their earlier, better songs!!)

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

Crikey! Look at this beaut!--Steve Irwin

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Walk The Dinosaur--Was (Not Was)

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Animal--Def Leppard

Theme? Animals, critters, creatures...beasts??

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:23 pm**

Spoiler

Sorry about your stones. Every guy wants big stones, but not where you have them. I hope they don't trouble you too much longer.
1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
Horse With No Name - America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
I think that you had a cut and paste problem here
What you really meant was:
I see you slither away with your skin and your tail,
Your flickering tongue and your rattling scales
Reptile - The Church

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Another cut and paste problem...
Here are the lyrics that you meant to use:
Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are
Pigs - Pink Floyd

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one
Grey Seal - Elton John

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!
Animal - Def Leppard
You can probably break up the stones if you crank Hysteria.

Theme?
Animals

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:17 pm**

Spoiler

3.) Eye Of The Tiger--Survivor, 4.) Free Bird--Lynyrd Skynyrd. I do hope you are feeling better,LB.

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:03 am**

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Spoiler

Eye of the Tiger, Survivor.

--Bob

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:38 am**

Stoned Beast wrote:
Spoiler
1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

A Horse With No Name - America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

Yesssssssss! - Marv Albert

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

War Pigs - Black Sabbath

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

Union of the Snake - Duran Duran

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

I got nuttin'

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Some Song About Animals - Not Closer by NIN

Theme?

Animals

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:41 am**

Spoiler

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

Loving You to Bits is Hard - ghost Family Robinson

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

I Did Do Steroids - A-Roid

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

I'll Be Your Teddy Bear - Elvis

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Gout Sucks - Beedums and his Harem

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:47 am**

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
A Horse With No Name - America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere
Teddy Bear - Elvis Presley

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
War Pigs - Black Sabbath

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
Union of the Snake - Duran Duran

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one
Grey Seal - Elton John

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
Walk the Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!
Animal - Def Leppard

Theme? - Animals of course...

JJC Points:

Everyone who offered me some form of sympathy got a JJC point! This includes Kroxquo, plasticene, TLITF, TBone, clem, DaveSr, Panic, and HSoB. You are all too kind, and I feel much better today so thank you!

Melo got a JJC point for sticking it to the W administration...

TLITF got an additional JJC point for coming up with mini's favorite band Cake doing War Pigs! Good Lord, is nothing sacred!??!?

Another clever ES title got TBone an extra 2 JJC points...

mini also went the ES route to get a JJC point, even if she offered me no pity...

Fanny's wonderful buildup to Shithouse Rats got a big enough laugh out of me for 2 JJC points...

Clem got another supermax, which combined with his pity point would have given him an unprecedented 6 JJC points in one game. Unfortunately, I had to take one of those points back since he slammed the movie "Return to Oz", which will always have a special place in my heart since they showed it to my entire grade school on the last day of the school year sometime in the mid-80's... back when clem was still a thought in his parents' heads, and his god-awful shoes were still attached to the ass of some poor beast in Central America...

elwood had a nice Clem title to get 2 JJC points...

Panic got an extra JJC point for coming up with the wrong Pigs song for #6...

Estonut got 2 JJC points for another clever takeoff on Marv Albert...

Pea got 3 JJC points for loving ghost to bits....

Points:

Kroxquo 7+1
Melo 19+1
Marley 2
plasticene 1+1
TLITF 19+2
TBone 21+3
mini 17+1
Fanny 19+2
mntetn 4
Saucy 12
starfish 21
Clem 7+5
elwood 13+2
DaveSr 23+1
Panic 13+2
HSoB 4+1
Bob 2
Estonut 19+2
Pea 2+3

Retro Scoring from 10/4/02 (For nostalgia purposes only):

PEACOCK2121 - 4
RevDodd - 17
starfish 1113 - 17
mikehardware - 9
etaoin22 - 1
vandalrmc - 9
PanicInDetroit - 9
AttyLP - 19
markwiz72 - 11
Eyegor - 12
Sir_Galahad - 23
Ritterskoop - 11
ghostjmf - 2
Barbarella09 - 13
T_Bone0806 - 15
Kazoo59 - 13 (Yes, Kazoo! I had no idea she ever played one of my LS games before!!!!)

Posted: **Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:39 pm**

1. The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds

Spoiler

Horse With No Name/America

2. Don't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say

3. So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory

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Eh, I know it

4. But if I stayed here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same

5. Put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere

6. In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning

7. I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

Spoiler

Closer To Fine/Indigo Girls

8. There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break

9. On the big screen they showed us a sun
But not as bright in life as the real one

10. The sun was spitting fire. the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

Theme Song: I got to feel it in my blood, whoa oh!
I need your touch don't need your love, whoa oh!

Theme?

WWTBAM Bored

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