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Evil Squirrel wrote:

Is that cupidicious squirrel wearing Depends?

Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

ES doesn't have to send you cards to get scritches though.

Plus, I think he's trying to get a lap-seat to that football game....

lb13

kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

She might wake up and find out she needs a tetanus shot.

LOL!

Hope it works for you, but I think the chances are slim.

Happy V.D. to all! Hope everyone's feeling better today...?

Second Chance wrote:Happy V.D. to all! Hope everyone's feeling better today...?

I have been pain free pretty much all morning, and have been forcing myself to down several glasses of water already. I'm still severely lacking on sleep (even though I called off work last night more because I was exhausted than because I was still hurting), but am not really tired now. That will catch up with me before long I'm sure....

I'm hoping yesterday was an isolated incident....

lb13

Trying to woo my lady loves with gifts of classy artwork would never have worked for me. As an artist, I make a really good truck driver. My attempts at drawing make cave paintings look like Van Gogh. My family used to laugh at me whenever we played Pictionary. I always countered with the fact that it couldn't have been THAT bad, as they almost always knew what I was drawing.

Evil Squirrel wrote:

What's with all the camel toes? I thought ES was a boy???

Second Chance wrote:Happy V.D. to all!

There is a certain ambiguity to that exclamation...

a1mamacat wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:

What's with all the camel toes? I thought ES was a boy???

Have you been borrowing Tocque's brain?

lb13

I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):

"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."

Or she could use the reply she keeps using.

FWEET! FOUL!!! WHERE'S LUCKETT???

Illegal use of firearms!

Er. . . Illegal use of medieval firepower!


NO SCRITCHES!

LOL!

It's beautiful, ES. You're brilliant. If you weren't such a great artist, I would have put you on a flight with Sully long ago so you would meet the fate you deserve.


. . . Did I say flight and Sully? I meant voyage and Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow.

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

ES doesn't have to send you cards to get scritches though.

Plus, I think he's trying to get a lap-seat to that football game....

lb13

ES is scurrying up the wrong tree if he thinks he's ever going to a football game with me, his not being allowed in the state and all.

kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

I'm sorta glad I dint have time to check the Bored before our annual Dems Reorganization meeting this morning. I would have been chuckling and chortling all through the meeting.

Which woulda been a bad thing, because I was chairing . . .

ulysses5019 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Some people get all the attention around here.

I can't wait for Sprots to wake up and see this.

She might wake up and find out she needs a tetanus shot.

LOL!

christie1111 wrote:LOL!

Hope it works for you, but I think the chances are slim.

I think they're none.

The artistry never fails to dazzle me.

But not dazzled enough to forget that

There will be no scritches!!

Not now!

Not ever!!!

NEVER!!!!!!

MarleysGh0st wrote:I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):

"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."

Or she could use the reply she keeps using.

Great riposte, Marley.

I prolly woulda used it if I'd seen it before I posted the standard reply.

I'll bet Matias would scritch me....

SportsFan68 wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:I think Sprots might want to borrow the reply I saw on the recent commercial (another one from TurboTax?):

"I'm a tax accountant, Mr. Cupid. Those arrows have no effect on me."

Or she could use the reply she keeps using.

Great riposte, Marley.

I prolly woulda used it if I'd seen it before I posted the standard reply.

Good ol' YouTube has it available--it's worth watching!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iKIllCs5LE

But it was H & R Block and "tax auditor".

Evil Squirrel wrote:I'll bet Matias would scritch me....

At four months, he's not even fully aware of the power of reaching and grabbing, and scritching is out for several months. He was reaching and grasping his little plastic rings last night, and it was fun to watch him start to put it together.

He would be happy to see you . . . no accounting for taste in a four month old, I guess . . .