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I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......



I do NOT need this now........


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I forgot about Ponderosa!

Today's turning into a Classic Friday the 13th, huh?

My computer is a piece of shit anyway with the virus remnants, and my new wireless mouse is annoying the hell out of me, and everybody's on edge and Rain Man is home not really sick, but when he starts getting sick he gets more repetitive and annoying and I don't want to unleash him on his teachers like this and my m-i-l wants to know when I'm inviting her over and AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dude, how many times do we have to remind you to lay off the Pepsi? Huh? Huh?

Get better or I'll drag you to Vegas as part of your Bucket List....

minimetoo26 wrote:I forgot about Ponderosa!

Today's turning into a Classic Friday the 13th, huh?

My computer is a piece of shit anyway with the virus remnants, and my new wireless mouse is annoying the hell out of me, and everybody's on edge and Rain Man is home not really sick, but when he starts getting sick he gets more repetitive and annoying and I don't want to unleash him on his teachers like this and my m-i-l wants to know when I'm inviting her over and AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dude, how many times do we have to remind you to lay off the Pepsi? Huh? Huh?

Get better or I'll drag you to Vegas as part of your Bucket List....

Yeah yeah, the damn Pepsi. I guess I'll have to put up with a stone every 5 years so I can enjoy my soda....

I can't imagine my Bucket List is very large, and Vegas is probably not on it....

I'd give you a whole string of 's, but I am suffering too bad.....

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littlebeast13 wrote:I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......



I do NOT need this now........


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Oh, man -- I feel for you. --Bob (remembering)

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I forgot about Ponderosa!

Today's turning into a Classic Friday the 13th, huh?

My computer is a piece of shit anyway with the virus remnants, and my new wireless mouse is annoying the hell out of me, and everybody's on edge and Rain Man is home not really sick, but when he starts getting sick he gets more repetitive and annoying and I don't want to unleash him on his teachers like this and my m-i-l wants to know when I'm inviting her over and AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dude, how many times do we have to remind you to lay off the Pepsi? Huh? Huh?

Get better or I'll drag you to Vegas as part of your Bucket List....

Yeah yeah, the damn Pepsi. I guess I'll have to put up with a stone every 5 years so I can enjoy my soda....

I can't imagine my Bucket List is very large, and Vegas is probably not on it....

I'd give you a whole string of 's, but I am suffering too bad.....

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You don't need a Bucket List--we're making one for you! You know all of us pushy women on the bored know what's best for everyone!

You're going to Vegas. You're cutting back on the effin' Liquid Crack. You're envying my string of







because I can and you can't hahahahaha.

Take care, toots.

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I forgot about Ponderosa!

Today's turning into a Classic Friday the 13th, huh?

My computer is a piece of shit anyway with the virus remnants, and my new wireless mouse is annoying the hell out of me, and everybody's on edge and Rain Man is home not really sick, but when he starts getting sick he gets more repetitive and annoying and I don't want to unleash him on his teachers like this and my m-i-l wants to know when I'm inviting her over and AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dude, how many times do we have to remind you to lay off the Pepsi? Huh? Huh?

Get better or I'll drag you to Vegas as part of your Bucket List....

Yeah yeah, the damn Pepsi. I guess I'll have to put up with a stone every 5 years so I can enjoy my soda....

I can't imagine my Bucket List is very large, and Vegas is probably not on it....

I'd give you a whole string of 's, but I am suffering too bad.....

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You don't need a Bucket List--we're making one for you! You know all of us pushy women on the bored know what's best for everyone!

You're going to Vegas. You're cutting back on the effin' Liquid Crack. You're envying my string of







because I can and you can't hahahahaha.

Take advantage of me when I'm not in the shape to fight back. I see how you are. Ramp my misery up a notch.

Maybe I should add some scritches to my Bucket List......

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littlebeast13 wrote:I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......



I do NOT need this now........


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Oh no, Beastie Boy!! That sucks the big kahuna. Will you be visiting the ER today as well?
(just curious, if NOW is bad, had you a better time in mind?)

Feel better!! I hope - if that's a possibility.

Second Chance wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......



I do NOT need this now........


lb13

Oh no, Beastie Boy!! That sucks the big kahuna. Will you be visiting the ER today as well?
(just curious, if NOW is bad, had you a better time in mind?)

Feel better!! I hope - if that's a possibility.

Depends on how it progresses. I've dealt with this in the past, so it's gotta get either real bad or real persistent before I seek our local ER quack out....

Of course, mini will just be there to rub more salt in my wounds. Oh poor poor pitiful me......

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Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

minimetoo26 wrote:I forgot about Ponderosa!

Today's turning into a Classic Friday the 13th, huh?

My computer is a piece of shit anyway with the virus remnants, and my new wireless mouse is annoying the hell out of me, and everybody's on edge and Rain Man is home not really sick, but when he starts getting sick he gets more repetitive and annoying and I don't want to unleash him on his teachers like this and my m-i-l wants to know when I'm inviting her over and AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dude, how many times do we have to remind you to lay off the Pepsi? Huh? Huh?

Get better or I'll drag you to Vegas as part of your Bucket List....

Add me to the bucket pushin' list. And sorry to hear you're having a crappy morning yourself... A classic day it is becoming, eh?

littlebeast13 wrote:

Second Chance wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:I suspected for a while that I've had a stone in my left kidney, but I got the unmistakable pain in my right one right before me and my Dad left Ponderosa......



I do NOT need this now........


lb13

Oh no, Beastie Boy!! That sucks the big kahuna. Will you be visiting the ER today as well?
(just curious, if NOW is bad, had you a better time in mind?)

Feel better!! I hope - if that's a possibility.

Depends on how it progresses. I've dealt with this in the past, so it's gotta get either real bad or real persistent before I seek our local ER quack out....

Of course, mini will just be there to rub more salt in my wounds. Oh poor poor pitiful me......

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I already told KT I don't do sympathy. Unless you're willing to wait in line. A looooong line.............

Self-inflicted misery gets mocked. They need to develop something like Rid-X For Kidneys, like that stuff you pour into your septic system to break up clogs of Idon'tevenwanttothinkaboutwhat..........

sunflower wrote:Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

It isn't Vegas itself. I've been to Tunica before, which I like mini Vegas in the middle of a cotton field. I'm just not a big fan of travelling, and thanks to Wheres George, I know that Vegas is about 1300 miles away. I haven't even been in an airport in 8 years....

If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

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minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Second Chance wrote: Oh no, Beastie Boy!! That sucks the big kahuna. Will you be visiting the ER today as well?
(just curious, if NOW is bad, had you a better time in mind?)

Feel better!! I hope - if that's a possibility.

Depends on how it progresses. I've dealt with this in the past, so it's gotta get either real bad or real persistent before I seek our local ER quack out....

Of course, mini will just be there to rub more salt in my wounds. Oh poor poor pitiful me......

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I already told KT I don't do sympathy. Unless you're willing to wait in line. A looooong line.............

Self-inflicted misery gets mocked. They need to develop something like Rid-X For Kidneys, like that stuff you pour into your septic system to break up clogs of Idon'tevenwanttothinkaboutwhat..........

Christie needs to quit working on body wash and invent the formula for this. I'd buy by the hernia jug.....

I'll go to the end of the line now for my sympathy.....

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littlebeast13 wrote: If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

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ok. June it is. June what...?

Second Chance wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote: If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

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ok. June it is. June what...?

You'll have to ask mini, she's got the rope and blindfold.....

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lol.

I'll go twice, if April's still happening...

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

It isn't Vegas itself. I've been to Tunica before, which I like mini Vegas in the middle of a cotton field. I'm just not a big fan of travelling, and thanks to Wheres George, I know that Vegas is about 1300 miles away. I haven't even been in an airport in 8 years....

If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

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Doesn't clem turn 21 in September? That could end up making World News Tonight if we do it right....

Yellowstone is July. Usually we do WDW in June. I'm thinking of kidnapping my sister for a Vegas weekend reasonably shortly, but that's only if her in-laws gave them money to pay back the loans they took out to put her stepdaughter into rehab last month.

Seriously long story, so don't ask.......

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

sunflower wrote:Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

It isn't Vegas itself. I've been to Tunica before, which I like mini Vegas in the middle of a cotton field. I'm just not a big fan of travelling, and thanks to Wheres George, I know that Vegas is about 1300 miles away. I haven't even been in an airport in 8 years....

If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

lb13

Doesn't clem turn 21 in September? That could end up making World News Tonight if we do it right....

Yellowstone is July. Usually we do WDW in June. I'm thinking of kidnapping my sister for a Vegas weekend reasonably shortly, but that's only if her in-laws gave them money to pay back the loans they took out to put her stepdaughter into rehab last month.

Seriously long story, so don't ask.......

I took the week off before clem's birthday.

It just occured to me that Sister #1 and her new hubby are in Vegas right now taking a belated honeymoon. I think that's close enough to say I was out there....

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Second Chance wrote:lol.

I'll go twice, if April's still happening...

Did someone say April? Any plans in the works? When in April?

I got free rooms and an airline credit just itchin' to get used............

(I love Vegas because it's cheap and I have an excuse to NOT bring kids along!)

hey, Mini - we're wearing him down! hee hee. keep the rope handy.

There's been some talk of mid-April; Skoop and her mom will be there then...

Second Chance wrote:hey, Mini - we're wearing him down! hee hee. keep the rope handy.

You're taking advantage of me when I'm weak. That's not fair.....

The pain is going away, so I'll be back to my normal stubborn self before long......

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sunflower wrote:Vegas is fun, you can come on a side trip to the Grand Canyon with me and peel me off the floor of the skywalk!

Seriously...Vegas is one of those places I thought I would hate. But the weather is nice and stuff is cheap, and you can ignore the neon, wedding chapels and gambling if you want to.

I originally read "pee off the floor of the skywalk"

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
It isn't Vegas itself. I've been to Tunica before, which I like mini Vegas in the middle of a cotton field. I'm just not a big fan of travelling, and thanks to Wheres George, I know that Vegas is about 1300 miles away. I haven't even been in an airport in 8 years....

If mini's gonna come by and hijack me though, she'll have to do so in either June or September, as those are the months I'm taking time off this year.....

lb13

Doesn't clem turn 21 in September? That could end up making World News Tonight if we do it right....

Yellowstone is July. Usually we do WDW in June. I'm thinking of kidnapping my sister for a Vegas weekend reasonably shortly, but that's only if her in-laws gave them money to pay back the loans they took out to put her stepdaughter into rehab last month.

Seriously long story, so don't ask.......

I took the week off before clem's birthday.

It just occured to me that Sister #1 and her new hubby are in Vegas right now taking a belated honeymoon. I think that's close enough to say I was out there....

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That's almost like channeling uly....{{{{{SHUDDER!!}}}}}}

So, where are they staying? Should a bunch of BB's descend on them to offer congratulations.... ??????????????????????