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On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

Make hearts from plastic straws (hey, just in time for Valentine's Day)

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

Make hearts from plastic straws (hey, just in time for Valentine's Day)

What about them eye boogers?

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first......

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first......

lb13

Well, I guess it would be hard to color your hair and pick your nose at the same time.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Disclaimer: This thread is for Sunflower


On my Google Homepage How to of the Day : (I am NOT making this up!)

Seven steps to stop picking your nose

Dye your hair using Kool Aid

I thought the Kool Aid was Step 1 at first......

lb13

Well, I guess it would be hard to color your hair and pick your nose at the same time.

You can Kool-Aid your hair, and you can pick your nose, but you can't Kool-Aid your friends nose hairs..

Have you told us about the food at the wedding?

Yes, I always want to know about the food.

I did a food report back a few weeks ago after we met with the caterer. I'll see if I can find it for you.

Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin

kayrharris wrote:Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin

What? No nose or eye boogers?

ulysses5019 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Looks like the menu is:

Butler passed goat cheese crustini and chicken/pineapple skewers
when guests arrive

Buffet will include a Tuscan Platter (olives, cheeses, meats, tomatoes
baguettes, olive salad, pepperoncini, red & yellow peppers, etc.
bacon wrapped scallops
crab meat stuffed wontons
stuffed mushrooms
new potatoes
spinach artichoke dip
carving station with beef tenderloin

What? No nose or eye boogers?

You would dare to blemish my wedding food report?? I'm shocked I tell you, just shocked.

Thanks Kay!!!

You had me at goat cheese crostini!!

Why didn't you post the 7 steps??? Inquiring minds want to know!! Eww.

I can coach folks to do it in one step.

Keep your fingers out of your noses!

7 Steps is just a waste of time.


And I just reminded myself of Pea. How did that happen?

5LD wrote:I can coach folks to do it in one step.

Keep your fingers out of your noses!

7 Steps is just a waste of time.


And I just reminded myself of Pea. How did that happen?

Made me gasp laugh!

Thanks for that.

I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!


My best guess at Step 1 would be: grow your fingernails reeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy long............

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

lb13

sunflower wrote:Thanks Kay!!!

You had me at goat cheese crostini!!

Why didn't you post the 7 steps??? Inquiring minds want to know!! Eww.

Here's a link to the seven steps. Includes a video I didn't bother to watch....that may be TMI.


http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Picking-Your-Nose

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

lb13

Smuggle in a bucket of KFC. That's Step 1.

Vegas is famous for its buffets, BTW. So there goes any "Properly Fed" objections you were going to make up when we Shanghai yo azz to Sin City.......

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

lb13

You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome.
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

lb13

You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome.
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.

Actually, you were safe from me showing up once you said "butler"! That's too nice a place for my antics. I will toast the happy couple from a safe distance....

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:I'm crashing the wedding for the spinach-artichoke dip and tenderloin. I'll bring a gift and start a Conga line if you let me stay!

Kay tried to get me to come, but then said there's be no fried chicken..... and probably no Pepsi...

As if I'd go to anything without being properly fed....

lb13

You and Mini are both invited. In fact anyone here who wants to come is more than welcome.
Mini can smuggle in the KFC. I'm sure we can find a damn Pepsi for you.

That's OK Kay, I wouldn't be able to come anyway. I am needed at work on the first weekend of each month anyway, lest nobody within 20 miles will be able to buy any Suavitel when they do their first of the month shopping.....

lb13