WWTBAM Bored

or is it 22 days to Natalie's wedding? Do I count the 7th or not?

I got the violinist lined up yesterday, programs are being printed, and we're trying to keep Natalie calm.
She came in yesterday to tell me she had backed into her own garage door. Apparently forgot to open it before
she started backing up. $1711.00 in damages to the car!!! Good thing she has good insurance.

I won't bore you with details, but things are so well organized I'm not going to miss my annual trip to Norman
for the Gridiron show. Had it been a week later, I might have had to miss.

I'll go back to being my normal, quiet self now. Just a little update.

Holy Crappola Batman!

So soon!

I am back to getting excited for you - oh - and for the bride and groom too.

Organized? Organized??? This late in the game?

Seriously, we weren't so bad off, either, though I'd have to look back at the blog entries to be sure of that. I could just be blocking it out of my memory. If we weren't, then everything got taken care of before the Big Day because that went very smoothly.

Good Luck! And get Natalie one of those vehicles with the automatic warning if you're too near something in back!

I am flying on my private jet to Washington as we speak to apply for a government bailout of my savings account....

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:I am flying on my private jet to Washington as we speak to apply for a government bailout of my savings account....

Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

kayrharris wrote:

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:I am flying on my private jet to Washington as we speak to apply for a government bailout of my savings account....

Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:I am flying on my private jet to Washington as we speak to apply for a government bailout of my savings account....

Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post (and apparently mine!?!?), so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote: Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post, so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

After he gets his bailout money, ORB is gonna buy the Bored and fire all the moderators.....

lb13

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote: Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post, so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

Thank you, because I was going nutty trying to figure out WTF was misspelled in either his post or the quote in yours.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote: Get a spell checker while you're at it!
BTW, if you use firefox, it checks your spelling for you.

Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post (and apparently mine!?!?), so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

lb13

Sisyphean Fan wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post, so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

Thank you, because I was going nutty trying to figure out WTF was misspelled in either his post or the quote in yours.

My original post, which included a quote, which has now been edited without my permission, had the word
private spelled pirvate.

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Poor ORB is too poor to even use Firefox.....

lb13

Dang it, ORB edited his post (and apparently mine!?!?), so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

lb13

Arhggg!! stupid lb13 got me again!!!

That's your story - now I'm paranoid.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote: Dang it, ORB edited his post (and apparently mine!?!?), so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

That's your story........
lb13

This needs to be edited and fixed....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote: No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

That's your story........
lb13

This needs to be edited and fixed....

lb13

I fixed it, but now it looks like I was calling you stupid. I was calling your signature line stupid. Sorry.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote: Dang it, ORB edited his post (and apparently mine!?!?), so now mine makes no sense. Thanks a lot!!

No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

lb13

Arhggg!! stupid lb13 got me again!!!

That's your story - now I'm paranoid.

Read jeemie's signature.....

You don't seriously think your post was edited do you?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote: No, not yours. You hit the quote button after he had edited his....

lb13

Arhggg!! stupid lb13 got me again!!!

That's your story - now I'm paranoid.

Read jeemie's signature.....

You don't seriously think your post was edited do you?

lb13

I believe you. Timing is everything, I suppose.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:
Arhggg!! stupid lb13 got me again!!!

That's your story - now I'm paranoid.

Read jeemie's signature.....

You don't seriously think your post was edited do you?

lb13

I believe you. Timing is everything, I suppose.

Good, Kay has complete faith and trust in me......



lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Read jeemie's signature.....

You don't seriously think your post was edited do you?

lb13

I believe you. Timing is everything, I suppose.

Good, Kay has complete faith and trust in me......



lb13

No, I said I believe you.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:
I believe you. Timing is everything, I suppose.

Good, Kay has complete faith and trust in me......



lb13

No, I said I believe you.

Just get a room, you two!

Sisyphean Fan wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Good, Kay has complete faith and trust in me......



lb13

No, I said I believe you.

Just get a room, you two!

I love using my AARP discount down at the Days Inn....

Grandpa Beast wrote:

Sisyphean Fan wrote:

kayrharris wrote: No, I said I believe you.

Just get a room, you two!

I love using my AARP discount down at the Days Inn....

Is the Days Inn Jazzy accessible?

kayrharris wrote:or is it 22 days to Natalie's wedding? Do I count the 7th or not?

I got the violinist lined up yesterday, programs are being printed, and we're trying to keep Natalie calm.
She came in yesterday to tell me she had backed into her own garage door. Apparently forgot to open it before
she started backing up. $1711.00 in damages to the car!!! Good thing she has good insurance.

I won't bore you with details, but things are so well organized I'm not going to miss my annual trip to Norman
for the Gridiron show. Had it been a week later, I might have had to miss.

I'll go back to being my normal, quiet self now. Just a little update.

Poor Natalie!!! One of my friends did that not that long ago. And she's not planning a wedding. She got in the car and by the time she got organized, she just threw the car in reverse and BAM! (Yes, Emeril was there!)...then she couldn't get the door open to get out and had to call her dad!! That should make Natalie feel better!!