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BPOTD

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:16 am
by frogman042
Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything.

Re: BPOTD

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:59 am
by minimetoo26
You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!

Hope it's a good one!

Re: BPOTD

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:11 am
by ToLiveIsToFly
frogman042 wrote:Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Spoiler
Make me one with everything.
I always heard it as "Did you hear about the Zen hot dog stand?"
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They'll make you one with everything
Which sets up nicely for giving the guy a fiver and asking for change...
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"Change comes from within"

Re: BPOTD

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:43 am
by frogman042
minimetoo26 wrote:You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!

Hope it's a good one!
Good catch - that's exactly why I did it - it was my B'Day present to myself!

Tanks.