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frogman042
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by frogman042 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:16 am
Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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minimetoo26
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by minimetoo26 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:59 am
You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!
Hope it's a good one!
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgment, the manner in which information is collected and used.
-Carl Sagan
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by ToLiveIsToFly » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:11 am
frogman042 wrote:Today I'm going to post one that I didn't make up but is one of my all time fav's. It was actually from a bit of graffiti in the bathroom at the James Joyce Foundation in Zurich.
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
I always heard it as "Did you hear about the Zen hot dog stand?"
They'll make you one with everything
Which sets up nicely for giving the guy a fiver and asking for change...
"Change comes from within"
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frogman042
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by frogman042 » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:43 am
minimetoo26 wrote:You get a free pass for using a prefab pun on your birthday!
Hope it's a good one!
Good catch - that's exactly why I did it - it was my B'Day present to myself!
Tanks.