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You write the punchline contest
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:16 pm
by BackInTex
O.K. This struck me as something needing a punchline. Two headlines together with a photo.
First Lady gets tribal welcome at Interior Dept...
Indian woman has football-sized tumor removed from jaw...
Re: You write the punchline contest
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:51 pm
by BackInTex
[alec baldwin]
O.K. folks. There's still time to call in. Let's go to the phone lines. Lets see who has a punch line. Bob, who's next? What, no one is waiting? All the lines are empty? Um, wow. O.K. Well, then let's, uh, see. O.K. I'll call mom. She'll have a punch line.
[/alec baldwin]
Re: You write the punchline contest
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:42 pm
by smilergrogan
Man, and normally tumor jokes just write themselves. Who among us doesn't enjoy a bit of tumor humor?
Re: You write the punchline contest
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:13 am
by gsabc
"Get out of there, Barry. There's a time and a place for everything."
Re: You write the punchline contest
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:41 am
by BackInTex
gsabc wrote:"Get out of there, Barry. There's a time and a place for everything."
We have a winner! Not a lot of entries, but still it was pretty good. As good as Letterman's writers could do, anyway.
Re: You write the punchline contest
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:05 am
by HelpBrainTumorPatients
smilergrogan wrote:Man, and normally tumor jokes just write themselves. Who among us doesn't enjoy a bit of tumor humor?
If we can't make fun of tumors, what can we make fun of?