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People should fry for this

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:39 am

Seriously. The people running the Georgia peanut plant responsible for the salmonella outbreak knew that they were shipping product that was probably contaminated. --Bob
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Re: People should fry for this

#2 Post by Estonut » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:11 am

It would seem appropriate to fry them in salmonella-laced peanut oil.

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#3 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:04 am

Yeah! Give 'em the chair!!!

The chair!

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:05 am

Beavis & Butthead wrote:Yeah! Give 'em the chair!!!

The chair!

The chair!

I thought that was reserved for Marley.
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Re: People should fry for this

#5 Post by Sisyphean Fan » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:04 am

Bob78164 wrote:Seriously. The people running the Georgia peanut plant responsible for the salmonella outbreak knew that they were shipping product that was probably contaminated. --Bob
From the article:

"The plant manager told inspectors that workers didn't clean the exposed areas and didn't realize the insecticide couldn't be used around food."

Well yeah, who would possibly think something that killed bugs dead could possibly create a problem if it was in food?

They should spray some Raid on a peanut butter sandwich and, if the plant manager will eat it, then I will believe the honest mistake explanation.
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Re: People should fry for this

#6 Post by ShitSandwich » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:17 am

Sisyphean Fan wrote:
Bob78164 wrote:Seriously. The people running the Georgia peanut plant responsible for the salmonella outbreak knew that they were shipping product that was probably contaminated. --Bob
From the article:

"The plant manager told inspectors that workers didn't clean the exposed areas and didn't realize the insecticide couldn't be used around food."

Well yeah, who would possibly think something that killed bugs dead could possibly create a problem if it was in food?

They should spray some Raid on a peanut butter sandwich and, if the plant manager will eat it, then I will believe the honest mistake explanation.

I wouldn't even bother with the peanut butter.....
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