Coming to a topless bar near you....
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:15 am
grotesque.
but maybe she could help out with the octuplets...
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That made me laugh.danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
At least she has a better chance than most at surviving a head-on collision.
5LD wrote:How would one sleep?
Makes me hurt just thinking about it.
She's insane. Totally insane.
I believe she'll be able to deduct those babies as more of a burden than a benefit07-13-2003, 03:00 AM the specific IRS Letter Ruling about "professional sized" breast implants being ruled as a legal business expense deduction is IRS vs. Cynthia Hess (a.k.a. Chesty Love). The tax court judge ruled that IF the size of the breast implants was large enough that no girl would ordinarily get them for purely cosmetic reasons
(generally taken to mean larger than 1000cc), and that IF the girl worked in a business where larger breasts would have a positive effect on income (i.e. dancer, actress, model, even waitress), and that IF these breast implants were large enough in comparison to the girl's physique that they would pose more of a "burden" than a "benefit" in real life (i.e. big enough that guys spot them instantly from across the street) such that their only real value must be business related, that in such a case breast implants are an allowable business investment. As an independent contractor, I deduct my own implants as a capital investment with a 3 year depreciation on Schedule C of my tax return.
The article didn't say a thing about her working in a topless bar, Daniel. Do you recognize her from your local strip joint?danielh41 wrote:http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/t ... cord-.html
Well, if she trips and falls, she will no doubt bounce right back up and keep on going.danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
The subject heading was a joke more than anything. However, if a person is going to turn herself into a freak show, she might as well make money off it.Estonut wrote:The article didn't say a thing about her working in a topless bar, Daniel. Do you recognize her from your local strip joint?danielh41 wrote:http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/t ... cord-.html
Also on the "plus" side there is not much chance she will ever drown either...wintergreen48 wrote:Well, if she trips and falls, she will no doubt bounce right back up and keep on going.danielh41 wrote:I don't suppose her workout routine includes running...
When I saw this, I assumed you were branching out from modeling.danielh41 wrote:http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/t ... cord-.html
Well I wouldn't mind having her in front of me in a crash, but otherwise, no.silvercamaro wrote:I have a serious question. That is, I'm seriously asking the men of the board.
Do any of you guys find these flesh-covered mounds, as shown in the photo, attractive or enticing?
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The image is repulsive to me, but I'm female, so I may not be the best judge.
No. Natural is almost always better, and she looks about as unnatural as anyone I've seen.silvercamaro wrote:I have a serious question. That is, I'm seriously asking the men of the board.
Do any of you guys find these flesh-covered mounds, as shown in the photo, attractive or enticing?
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The image is repulsive to me, but I'm female, so I may not be the best judge.