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Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:03 am
by ulysses5019
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


Spoiler
A last name

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:41 am
by secondchance
good one!

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:57 am
by peacock2121
Spoiler
Last name

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:44 am
by frogman042
Spoiler
If you think it really was Last Name then you don't know dick.

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:03 am
by andrewjackson
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


Spoiler
A last name
Spoiler
Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:51 am
by ulysses5019
andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


Spoiler
A last name
Spoiler
Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
Shhhhhhhh!

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:04 am
by peacock2121
andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


Spoiler
A last name
Spoiler
Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
picky, picky, picky

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:40 am
by Liberace
ulysses5019 wrote:Liberace never used his on women.



Spoiler
A last name

Who needs a last name when that lovely Senator Craig always calls you Sweetcheeks?

He makes me tap on the stairway to heaven, honey!

Re: Riddle of the Day

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:41 am
by Liberace
ulysses5019 wrote:
andrewjackson wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?


Spoiler
A last name
Spoiler
Isn't Liberace his last name? I guess it depends on the verb "used" but if he said, "I'm Liberace" to a woman, isn't that using it? You can't say Liberace never identified himself to women.
Shhhhhhhh!

I preferred they all called me "girlfriend!"