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ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

wintergreen48 wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Now that iCare about.

Was this developed by that boob, Jobs?

When did Skippy start ghostwriting Wintergreen's material?

wintergreen48 wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Pricing, same as the IPod, depends on how much mammary you want.

I fear it may turn out to be a bust.

I'd better keep abreast of this.

Will any models offer bra'd band access?

Hopefully, it will also prevent Apple's assets from sagging.

I'm pretty sure they come with a TouchScream.