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New Product from Apple

#1 Post by wintergreen48 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:10 pm

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#2 Post by Thousandaire » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:13 pm

wintergreen48 wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#3 Post by ne1410s » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:21 pm

Was this developed by that boob, Jobs?
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Re: New Product from Apple

#4 Post by TheConfessor » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:22 pm

When did Skippy start ghostwriting Wintergreen's material?
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Re: New Product from Apple

#5 Post by BackInTex » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:30 pm

wintergreen48 wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Pricing, same as the IPod, depends on how much mammary you want.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#6 Post by frogman042 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:34 pm

I fear it may turn out to be a bust.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#7 Post by Jeemie » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:38 pm

I'd better keep abreast of this.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#8 Post by ne1410s » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:44 pm

Will any models offer bra'd band access?
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Re: New Product from Apple

#9 Post by Jeemie » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:52 pm

Hopefully, it will also prevent Apple's assets from sagging.
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Re: New Product from Apple

#10 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:58 pm

I'm pretty sure they come with a TouchScream.
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