Say, Carmelo

[Sisyphean Fan]

You might want to amend your signature. That ship has sailed, baby......

[CharlesFoxSingers]

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

[Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!]

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

[Sisyphean Fan]

Hey, who knew the CFS were so hip?

And I love my new designation. Except that I can never change the avatar to an actual rock now. Ha!

PS Changing the subject line in this format doesn't accomplish anything (but you knew that, anyway....), I didn't even notice it until I saw it on the top of the reply screen as I hit enter.

[littlebeast13]

PS Changing the subject line in this format doesn't accomplish anything (but you knew that, anyway....), I didn't even notice it until I saw it on the top of the reply screen as I hit enter.

I know that, unlike some others. But tweaking the subject line has always been part of the CFS persona, since it's the only way they can communicate other than lyrically....

I didn't even notice the other interpretation of that designation I gave you! I love it when I'm funny in ways I'm not even trying to be.....

lb13

[Sisyphean Fan]

PS Changing the subject line in this format doesn't accomplish anything (but you knew that, anyway....), I didn't even notice it until I saw it on the top of the reply screen as I hit enter.

I know that, unlike some others. But tweaking the subject line has always been part of the CFS persona, since it's the only way they can communicate other than lyrically....

I didn't even notice the other interpretation of that designation I gave you! I love it when I'm funny in ways I'm not even trying to be.....

lb13

See? I have never even noticed that the CFS changes their subject lines on this board.

And, ha! Yes, that makes it all the funnier that you didn't even know how clever you were being.

[littlebeast13]

PS Changing the subject line in this format doesn't accomplish anything (but you knew that, anyway....), I didn't even notice it until I saw it on the top of the reply screen as I hit enter.

I know that, unlike some others. But tweaking the subject line has always been part of the CFS persona, since it's the only way they can communicate other than lyrically....

I didn't even notice the other interpretation of that designation I gave you! I love it when I'm funny in ways I'm not even trying to be.....

lb13

See? I have never even noticed that the CFS changes their subject lines on this board.

And, ha! Yes, that makes it all the funnier that you didn't even know how clever you were being.

Unfortunately, neither does anyone else (except for mini, who complimented the CFS for one change), which is why the dudes in the vests' humor was better appreciated on the Old Bored....

Just wait until VH1 discovers them though.... I can picture the CharlesFoxSingers starring in Jazzy of Love..... saggy boobs need not apply....

lb13

[Carmelo Anthony]

You might want to amend your signature. That ship has sailed, baby......

I got the third highest number of votes among all Western Conference forwards, so for the coaches to ignore the will of the American people and pick some no-name like David West (anybody who actually knows what team he plays for will automatically go on my foe list) can mean only one thing: If you're an NBA coach and you didn't vote for me, then you are a Dick Motta.

Actually, it can mean another thing: The NBA is run like a dictatorship instead of a democracy.

[MinisterOfPropaganda]

You might want to amend your signature. That ship has sailed, baby......

I got the third highest number of votes among all Western Conference forwards, so for the coaches to ignore the will of the American people and pick some no-name like David West (anybody who actually knows what team he plays for will automatically go on my foe list) can mean only one thing: If you're an NBA coach and you didn't vote for me, then you are a Dick Motta.

Actually, it can mean another thing: The NBA is run like a dictatorship instead of a democracy.

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby announce that I voted for David West of the New Orleans Hornets....

[Carmelo Anthony]

Say до свидания, Minister of Propaganda!

(Thank you, Thousandaire. )

[Sisyphean Fan]

You might want to amend your signature. That ship has sailed, baby......

I got the third highest number of votes among all Western Conference forwards, so for the coaches to ignore the will of the American people and pick some no-name like David West (anybody who actually knows what team he plays for will automatically go on my foe list) can mean only one thing: If you're an NBA coach and you didn't vote for me, then you are a Dick Motta.

Actually, it can mean another thing: The NBA is run like a dictatorship instead of a democracy.

Carmelo finished fifth, not third. So I suppose that Bowen and Artest should be more upset. But you should be more upset that Tim Duncan and Dirk Nowitzski are classified as forwards. Kevin Durant is a far bigger snub, anyway.

I, personally, am glad that Carmelo didn't get selected to the reserves.

[Carmelo Anthony]

Carmelo finished fifth, not third. So I suppose that Bowen and Artest should be more upset. But you should be more upset that Tim Duncan and Dirk Nowitzski are classified as forwards.

Artest is a certified asshole. How the American people snuck him into the #4 spot ahead of me at the last minute is mind-boggling. Those particular voters were probably the same kind of people who went into orgasm when Eminem won an Academy Award several years ago.

Like me, Bowen deserved the votes and deserved to be on the All-Star team. He should be pissed that he also got Springsteen'd.

Kevin Durant is a far bigger snub, anyway.

Kevin Durant is awesome. I'd pick him every day and twice on Sunday over that no-name from New Orleans.

I, personally, am glad that Carmelo didn't get selected to the reserves.

You say that now, but one day, you're gonna realize that we live in a world that has walls. And those walls need to guarded by real men. Who's gonna do it--you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You don't want the truth because, deep down, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the entertainment that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your merry way.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

[Sisyphean Fan]

Carmelo finished fifth, not third. So I suppose that Bowen and Artest should be more upset. But you should be more upset that Tim Duncan and Dirk Nowitzski are classified as forwards.

Artest is a certified asshole. How the American people snuck him into the #4 spot ahead of me at the last minute is mind-boggling. Those particular voters were probably the same kind of people who went into orgasm when Eminem won an Academy Award several years ago.

Artest being an asshole has nothing to do with your gripe that the reserves should be the ones who got the next highest votes. Although it wasn't the American people who did that, it was the Chinese people.

I, personally, am glad that Carmelo didn't get selected to the reserves.

You say that now, but one day, you're gonna realize that we live in a world that has walls. And those walls need to guarded by real men. Who's gonna do it--you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You don't want the truth because, deep down, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the entertainment that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your merry way.

I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

I don't get the idea, I'm not sure what A Few Good Men has to do with it. I couldn't care less what happens to made up teams in a meaningless exhibition game. I care far more what happens to Carmelo Anthony's real team in the real season. He has been out quite a bit with a bad elbow and a broken hand, the only time I want him on the court is when he's playing for the Nuggets.