littlebeast13 wrote:But he has just cracked the 250 post threshold and will forever have a spot in the expanded rankings....
Well done, sir....
lb13
In honor of this glorious achievement, here is Thousandaire's first annual Bored Trivia Contest:
Penny Lane - $50,000
Apple's latest product, the iCan, can hold up to what: a) 250 virtual bowel movements b) 250 empty campaign promises c) 250 bailout bonuses d) 250 inmates from Gitmo
Where's George? - $100,000
If you had a dollar for every time Thousandaire didn't care, you'd have: a) $2.50 b) 250 Inkspots records c) more money than God d) an Obama bailout
E Pluribus Unum - $250,000
If every state became 5 states, The US would have this many: a) 50 b) 250 c) 5,000 d) 285
Lunatics - $500,000
The Moon is this far from the Earth: a) 250 NYC blocks b) 250 sticks (as in "7, 8, Lay them straight") c) 250 million lengths of a squirrel d) 250,000 obamaters (defined as the furthest distance from which he can make a jump shot).
Danica Patrick - $1,000,000
One of these is an actual Indy car race: a) Kentucky Corn-squeezins 250 b) Iowa Corn 250 c) South Beach Diet 250 d) California Schwarzenegger 250 (cars must run on biofuel)
