WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:52 am**

Huh, huh, huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out... you know that dude LB? The guy that hangs out with that stupid squirrel?

Heh, heh! Yeah.... what a fartknocker!

Huh, huh, huh! Anyway, he asked me to like, uh, make up a game for him. Something called Lir.... uh... Liracle.... uh.... huh, huh, huh! Uh, yeah.

Ummm.... hey Butthead, isn't that like homework or something?

Uh, no. Actually, it was pretty cool Beavis! I got to put all these really cool songs in the game that...

Whoa! You mean like Metallica? And Anthrax! And Pantera!

Uh..... no....

And the Butthole Surfers! Butthole Surfers! Heh, heh, heh! They rule!

Dammit, Beavis! I didn't put any of their stuff in the game!

I thought you said you put cool songs in it! Don't tell me you put in a bunch of Winger and Poison!

*SMACK!* AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!!!

No Beavis, I put in songs that have really cool words in the titles! You know, those words we like to, huh, huh, uh, laugh at?

Ahhhhhh, heh, heh! That's pretty cool! Ummmm, but what kind of people play crap like this?

Huh, huh, huh! They've got a player named Fanny...

Heh, heh, heh! Fanny!

Yeah, and another one named, uh, Crack Ho, or something...

Cool!

Then there's one named, huh, huh! Esto-nut!

Heh, heh, heh! Heh, heh, heh!

And T-Bone...

Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh-heh-heh! Bone!

Then there's someone named, uh, To Live Is To Fly... and...

Heh, heh! Fly!

No, get this! When you like, uh, abbreviate the letters in his name.... it spells MILF!

Heh, heh! No way! That's pretty..... um, hey Butthead. What's a MILF?

Huh, huh, huh! Uh, your mom! Huh, huh, huh!

Ummmm.... oh! Heh, heh, heh! She's a slut!

You'll get, uh... 1 point for the title, and, uh... 1 point for the uh... whoever sings this crap....

Whoa! Does that mean we're gonna score!?!?!?

Huh, huh, huh! Dumbass!

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:36 am**

Beavis & Butthead wrote:
Spoiler
1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

Knock on Wood - Don't know the original, but Clapton and Bowie have both recorded it and I think the Boss has covered it in concerts, too.

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

Inanity - Sasha Fierce

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Nice Junk, Officer - George Michael

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

Head Games - Foreigner (and the aforementioned GM)

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

Move It or I'll Slap You Again, Bitch - Jackson Browne

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

Bang and Blame - R.E.M.

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

Spoiler - The Shawshank Redemption

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

What Does that Mean, Butt-Head? - Robert Plant

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

Tonight She Comes - The Cars

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

The Stroke - Billy Squier (2 in a week?)

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

What Does "Hopeless" Mean, Beavis? - The Dilwhacks

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Drawing a Blank - The Dipshits

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:38 am**

This really gave me a hard time! Heh heh heh...

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

Knock on Wood, Amii....Stewart?

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

Nope

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Monkey, George Michael. I think this song spurred me to create my Dora the Explorer MM one day...

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

Head Games, Foreigner

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

The Load Out, Jackson Browne who I saw in concert, I think...

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

Bang and Blame, REM who I know I saw in concert and even got Mike Mills' autograph afterwards....

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

WAG She Got the Gold Mine; I Got the Shaft by some shitkicker. George Jones?

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

Nope, but the first line seems awfully familiar..

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

EXCEEDINGLY familiar!

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

The Stroke, Billy Squier who we have previously discussed...

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

Familiar. Catchy. What is it!? Doesn't Sheryl Crow have a song Come On, Come On? Some chick. Can't place it...

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Nope

I need to find a copy of that song that goes:

I wanna kiss her but
She won't let me
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in herrear
I wanna hold her behind
Closed door and more

etc etc etc

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:16 am**

No need to spoilerize ...

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Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:12 am**

I'd better get this answered before I run out of posts.....

Spoiler

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

Knock on Wood - Ami Stewart (this was going to be Ami the chick in the crazy headdress until it came to me towards the end. Ha!)

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

Humpin Around - Bobby Brown

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

Big Log - Robert Plant

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

Tonight She Comes - The Cars

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

The Stroke - Billy Squier

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

Love's Been a Little Bit Hard on Me - Juice Newton

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

I would have thought I'd have been better at this subject, at least a little streak towards the end kept it from being a complete disaster.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:33 am**

Beavis and Elwood:

Hey, Beavis!

Yeah, Elwood?

Dude, these songs suck! All I know is that #5 is some song by

Spoiler

Jackson Browne

. I guess I'll just use this game as a learning tool.

Dude, you said tool, heh heh.

Hey, I did, heh heh. But I'd better get some points from that JJ Cale dude or else I'm screwed.

Who is JJ Cale?

Some old dude who wrote some songs this chick Fanny likes.

Hey, you said Fanny...

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:17 am**

Spoiler

1.) Knock On Wood--Ami Stewart, 5.) ??--Jackson Browne.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:48 am**

Beavis & Butthead wrote:

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance
Spoiler
Knock on Wood-Eddie Floyd and that crappy disco remake by Amii Stewart
2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight
Spoiler
Figure Four Leglock of Love-Hulk Hogan
3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for
Spoiler
I Got a Crush on Calista Flochart-Jack the Beanpole Stalker
4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight
Spoiler
Head Games-Foreigner
5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps
Spoiler
The Loadout/Stay-Jackson Browne
6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions
Spoiler
Bert & Ernie "Come Out"-Stone Temple Elmos
7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find
Spoiler
Jed Clampett Struck Oil, I Struck a Gasline-Benny & the Blownups
8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight
Spoiler
Big Log-Robert Plant
9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright
Spoiler
Tonight She Comes-The Cars
10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face
Spoiler
The Stroke-Billy Squier
11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light
Spoiler
Love's Been a Little Hard on Me-Juice Newton
12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down
Spoiler
Revenge of The Walmart Employees-Beast Oyster Cult

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:18 pm**

Shut out by Beavis and Butthead! Oh the inhumanity!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:30 pm**

Spoiler

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

PENIS - THE COCKBLOCKERS

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

DICK CHENEY'S LOVE CHILD - W and the BUSHIES

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

WHAT DAT WOMAN PUTTIN' IN HER VAJAYJAY? - PETA WILSON

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME - FOREIGNER

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

THE LOAD OUT - JACKSON BROWNE

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

BANG AND BLAME - REM

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

THREEWAY OF LOVE - ARETHA and BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

AT THE SERVICE STATION OF LOVE, I GOT STUCK AT THE SELF-SERVICE PUMP - PEE WEE HERMAN

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

Something by the CARS. Can't remember the name.

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

THE STROKE - BILLY (ewww) SQUIER

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

I HATE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY EXCEPT MINE - ME f/MY LAST GIRLFRIEND

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

BALLS TO THE WALL - ACCEPT

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:16 pm**

I knew #4 but glossed right over it the first time through. The suckage from most of these songs was too much to overcome.

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:54 pm**

Spoiler

nada

nyet

bubkas

nothin'

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:44 pm**

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

Spoiler

Money For Nothin'/Men At Work (WAG)

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Spoiler

Huh?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:27 pm**

Beavis & Butthead wrote:Huh, huh, huh! Hey Beavis! Check this out... you know that dude LB? The guy that hangs out with that stupid squirrel?

Heh, heh! Yeah.... what a fartknocker!

Huh, huh, huh! Anyway, he asked me to like, uh, make up a game for him. Something called Lir.... uh... Liracle.... uh.... huh, huh, huh! Uh, yeah.

Ummm.... hey Butthead, isn't that like homework or something?

Uh, no. Actually, it was pretty cool Beavis! I got to put all these really cool songs in the game that...

Whoa! You mean like Metallica? And Anthrax! And Pantera!

Uh..... no....

And the Butthole Surfers! Butthole Surfers! Heh, heh, heh! They rule!

Dammit, Beavis! I didn't put any of their stuff in the game!

I thought you said you put cool songs in it! Don't tell me you put in a bunch of Winger and Poison!

*SMACK!* AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!!!

No Beavis, I put in songs that have really cool words in the titles! You know, those words we like to, huh, huh, uh, laugh at?

Ahhhhhh, heh, heh! That's pretty cool! Ummmm, but what kind of people play crap like this?

Huh, huh, huh! They've got a player named Fanny...

Heh, heh, heh! Fanny!

Yeah, and another one named, uh, Crack Ho, or something...

Cool!

Then there's one named, huh, huh! Esto-nut!

Heh, heh, heh! Heh, heh, heh!

And T-Bone...

Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh-heh-heh! Bone!

Then there's someone named, uh, To Live Is To Fly... and...

Heh, heh! Fly!

No, get this! When you like, uh, abbreviate the letters in his name.... it spells MILF!

Heh, heh! No way! That's pretty..... um, hey Butthead. What's a MILF?

Huh, huh, huh! Uh, your mom! Huh, huh, huh!

Ummmm.... oh! Heh, heh, heh! She's a slut!

You'll get, uh... 1 point for the title, and, uh... 1 point for the uh... whoever sings this crap....

Whoa! Does that mean we're gonna score!?!?!?

Huh, huh, huh! Dumbass!

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

I have the naughtiest name here, and wasn't mentioned, so I won't play

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm**

present

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:22 pm**

Spoiler

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for
Let's Sploofus All Night Long - Four Hour Stiffy
This song was also covered by Tattooed Whore.
No... Actually, Four Hour Stiffy was covered by Tattooed Whore.
Never mind.

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight
Big Log - Robert Plant
A little known fact about this song is that it was covered by that famous band called ShitSandwich

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face
The Stroke - Billy Squier

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:51 pm**

So Clem's getting kind of tired of his not knowing anything so he decided to send me in today and do LS for him...I, of course, agreed as I'd do anything for him. Of course that new lab partner he got is hitting on him constantly....bitch. On to the "answers" and I use that term lightly:

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

Spoiler

I Get Lost In Clem's Eyes - CPPW

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

Spoiler

I'll Love Clem Right - CPPW

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Spoiler

I Want To Be Clem's Girlfriend - CPPW

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

Spoiler

So Let's Just Go Back To Bed Clem - CPPW

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

Spoiler

Wow! A song not about love! Seriously LB, ya need to get a little variety. You claim to be a dude but seemingly all you listen to are chick love songs...Wake up and grow a pair...am I right Fanny?

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

Spoiler

Clem's Cheating On Me With The Cocotte Next Door - CPPW

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

Spoiler

But No Matter How Rich, He Still Not As Hot As Clem - CPPW

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

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I'm Not A Stalker, Just A Whore - CPPW, BTW, I read today that Ho Chi Minh's nickname was Uncle Ho.....History is fucking hilarious sometimes...

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

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What Clem Says About Me- CPPW (Clever twist no?)

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

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Stroke - Billy Squire, No idea if that's the right spelling...

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

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OK seriously LB! Enough with the stoopid love songs...even if these were from the 90s and 00s (which I'm sure they're not) Clem still wouldn't get 'em because, oh yeah!, he's straight...

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

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That's Why Clem's Not Into That Kind Of Stuff - CPPW

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:16 am**

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8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

My Silver Solstice, by Louie Lawyer and the Seersuckers

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

The Houston Hokie Pokie, by Aubrey Coleman and the Cougars

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

I don't know the name of the song, but I'm sure it was sung by Clay Aiken

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:31 am**

We now (hopefully) get back to total normal...

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance

Knock On Wood--Eddie Floyd, the disco version...a BUNCH of others...

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight

Humpin' Around--Bobby Brown

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Monkey--George Michael

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight

Head Games--Foreigner

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps

the part you never hear on the radio anymore....that's
The Load-Out--Jackson Browne

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions

It's REM, but can't come up with title...

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find

The Hole--Randy Travis

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight

Robert Plant--Big Log (I was intro'd to Plant by this video...had no idea who Led Zeppelin was at the time

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9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright

Tonight, She Comes--The Cars

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face

The Stroke--Billy Squier

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light

OOOOOOH...I know this one...

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

AAAACK...

Edited to add spoiler...not quite normal again yet LOL

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:31 am**

Too cold to make up joke titles today...

1.

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"Knock on Wood", Amii Stewart

2.

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"Humpin' Around", Whitney's F'd up ex-hubby Bobby Brown

3.

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"Monkey", George "Got Caught Holding His" Michael

4. pass

5.

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"The Load Out", Jackson Browne

6. pass

7. pass

8. pass

9. pass

10. pass

11. pass

12. pass

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:48 am**

1. I'm not superstitious about ya
but I can't take no chance.
I got me spinnin', baby,
you know I'm in a trance
Knock On Wood - Eddie Floyd or Amii Stewart (I think you can all guess which one I prefer..... Disco rules!!!)

2. When you love someone
And you want to love them right
Got to get more lovin' about you
And you know that you're holding on too tight
Humpin Around - Bobby Brown

3. Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for
Monkey - George Michael

4. Day light, alright, I don't know, I don't know if it's real
Been a long night, and something ain't right
You won't show, you won't show how you feel
No time ever seems right, to talk about the reasons why you and I fight
Head Games - Foreigner

5. Now roll them cases out and lift them amps
Haul them trusses down and get'em up them ramps
The Load Out/Stay - Jackson Browne

6. If you could see yourself now, baby
The tables have turned, the whole world hinges
On your swings your secret life
Of indiscreet discretions
Bang and Blame - REM

7. A friend of mine bought himself a shovel
Said I'm gonna tunnel me a mine
He set out to be a rich man
Happiness is what he thought he'd find
The Hole - Randy Travis (Yes, that rare country song that pops up in my LS games from time to time...)

8. My love is in league with the freeway
It's passion will rise as the cities fly by
And the tail lights dissolve in the coming of night
And the questions and thousands take flight
Big Log - Robert Plant

9. She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feelin' alright
Tonight She Comes - The Cars

10. Put your left foot out, keep it all in pace
Work your way right into my face
The Stroke - Billy Squier

11. Come out, come out
To the hopeless romantic inside
Shout it's all right, all right
To stay so dark
So close to the light
Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me - Juice Newton

12. Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down
Balls To The Wall - Accept (A video Beavis & Butthead actually did critique on the show!)

OK, so this game was an unmitigated disaster. I guess that's what happens when I spend more time trying to create a clever concept than I do actually trying to use songs that most people recognize. But I have a feeling this won't even be the worst Wacky Wednesday game of the season, after all, there's still one annual WW visitor who hasn't arrived yet.......

JJC Points:

Due to the low scores, I was rather liberal with piling on the JJC points....

Estonut gets 2 JJC for some good B&B references...

Elwood got 3 JJC points for his wonderful skit...

TBone got a JJC point for putting me into slavery....

megaaddict got a JJC point for lamenting being shutout by two complete dipshits (3 if you count me)....

KT got the rare supermax of 5 JJC's I usually only reserve for clem or 1000aire (when he shows up and gives a shit), but his answers were exceedingly cracking me up....

Ghost got a JJC point for her Huh? on #12, which I found truly funny....

Saucy gets 2 JJC points for bitching about her name not being naughty enough for B&B....

Panic gets 3 JJC points for including a lot of Bored references near and dear to my heart!

Clem drug the Point Whore back out and as a result got his 5 JJC points. OK, when clem's ho first went off on the rant about all these songs being about love and sissified and gay, my head fell down on the desk laughing so hard. It cracks me up when clem tries to put me down....

Silvercamaro, bless her heart, has probably never seen such quality shows as Beavis & Butthead and was quite overmatched, so I gave her a JJC point for trying...

DaveSenior got a JJC point for mentioning the video for Big Log as being his first introduction to Robert Plant. Me too!!!!!! Although that's probably not much of a shock since we're likely about the same age. Then came the ^#@*& Honeydrippers and that creepy looking guy in the porno mustache and speedo....

Points:

Estonut 13+2
mini 12
Fanny 12
elwood 1+3
HSoB 3
TBone 14+1
mA 0+1
KT 10+5
ghost 0+1
Saucy 0+2
Panic 4+3
Clem 2+5
SC 0+1
DaveSr 19+1
Melo 8

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:10 am**

mntetn wrote:No need to spoilerize ...

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Hey! You copied off my paper.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:34 am**

littlebeast13 wrote: Silvercamaro, bless her heart,

The ultimate phrase to signify pity.

How about if I just send you a list of songs I know? That wouldn't be any trouble for me. It wouldn't take long to type.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:37 am**

silvercamaro wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: Silvercamaro, bless her heart,

The ultimate phrase to signify pity.

How about if I just send you a list of songs I know? That wouldn't be any trouble for me. It wouldn't take long to type.

And probably about 95% of them would be............ show tunes!!!!!

lb13

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:49 am**

littlebeast13 wrote:
silvercamaro wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote: Silvercamaro, bless her heart,

The ultimate phrase to signify pity.

How about if I just send you a list of songs I know? That wouldn't be any trouble for me. It wouldn't take long to type.

And probably about 95% of them would be............ show tunes!!!!!

lb13

I could sprinkle in a few Beatles and Beach Boys songs for variety.

WWTBAM Bored

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