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Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:07 am
by bazodee
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:08 am
by peacock2121
Did someone call me?

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:13 am
by a1mamacat
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
tee hee :lol:

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:13 am
by Evil Squirrel
bazodee wrote:Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html

How can you ever go out in public again after being mauled by a poodle!?!?!? Maybe the French really are a bunch of cowards....

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:44 am
by nitrah55
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:12 am
by kayrharris
Evil Squirrel wrote:
bazodee wrote:Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... oodle.html

How can you ever go out in public again after being mauled by a poodle!?!?!? Maybe the French really are a bunch of cowards....

Now that is funny!

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:13 am
by kayrharris
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:14 am
by littlebeast13
kayrharris wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.

Looks like someone is being awful gratuitous this morning....

lb13

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:21 am
by peacock2121
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
bite me

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:22 am
by peacock2121
kayrharris wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
Now that is funny!



I'm not repeating myself...it just needed to be said two different times.
hey!

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:27 am
by TheCalvinator24
I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:28 am
by nitrah55
peacock2121 wrote:
nitrah55 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:Did someone call me?
I would never call you ungrateful.
bite me
Ok, that's one more I can cross off the New Year's Resolution list.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:28 am
by peacock2121
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.
It would piss me off more that my parents didn't believe me than that the stoopid dog bit me.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:30 am
by TheCalvinator24
peacock2121 wrote:
TheCalvinator24 wrote:I was bit on the nose by our poodle when I was a kid. Didn't break the skin. My parents didn't believe me until the dog did it to another kid whose parents were over for a visit.

Hated that stupid dog.
It would piss me off more that my parents didn't believe me than that the stoopid dog bit me.
Oh, it did at the time.

It's been many years ago, but I think they apologized to me after seeing the stupid dog bite the other kid in the exact way I had described what happened to me.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:03 am
by silvercamaro
The headline is incorrect. It's not a poodle. The dog is a Maltese.

The dog's actual breed is mentioned in the story.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:14 pm
by ne1410s
sliv:
The headline is incorrect. It's not a poodle. The dog is a Maltese.
I've heard of a Maltese Cross but never a cross Maltese.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:15 pm
by tlynn78
I've heard of a Maltese Cross but never a cross Maltese

The BPOTD thread is down a bit and to the left...


t.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:18 pm
by Weyoun
The dog being Maltese makes it all the more bad.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:19 pm
by ne1410s
tlynn:
The BPOTD thread is down a bit and to the left...
My bad. :D

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 pm
by kayrharris
Just one more reason Clem needs to get a cat. :)

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:36 pm
by Rexer25
Weyoun wrote:The dog being Maltese makes it all the more bad.
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse?

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:39 pm
by tlynn78
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse
Not to dis the Maltese breed, but they are kind of sissier than even poodles. And considerably smaller than standard poodles.


t.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:41 pm
by andrewjackson
Not only was it not a poodle, he wasn't mauled either.

He was bitten. That's not the same as mauled. The article also uses the verb "savaged" without any justification. Any size or type of dog can bite you.

Standard Poodles, BTW, have been used as military dogs for hundreds of years. You would not want to be mauled by one of them.

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:47 pm
by andrewjackson
Hmmm. Some of the news story are calling it a Maltese poodle.

This picture does look more like a hybrid than a straight Maltese:

Image

Re: Ungrateful b*tch

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:29 pm
by Thousandaire
tlynn78 wrote:
I am very unintuity today, Weyoun. Why does the breed make it worse
Not to dis the Maltese breed, but they are kind of sissier than even poodles. And considerably smaller than standard poodles.


t.
Excuse me, but poodles are not sissies. We had a miniature when I was a kid, and he would routinely chase bigger dogs out of our yard. And he would attack anyone he thought was threatening a member of our family.