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Bush Welcomes Gore with Low-Carbon Ceremony

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:03 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2793


Bush Welcomes Gore with Low-Carbon Ceremony
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 16 Comments

(2007-11-26) — President George Bush today demonstrated that he can be gracious to his defeated opponents by welcoming former presidential rival Al Gore to the White House with a low-carbon ceremony to celebrate Mr. Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize for publicizing man-made global warming.

The day’s events began when the White House sent an ox cart to pick up Mr. Gore at his hotel, where he had arrived by S.U.V. motorcade last night following a charter jet flight to Washington D.C.

All lights had been extinguished at the White House, and the thermostats set to zero, in preparation for the former vice president’s arrival. The fireplaces were cool and devoid of logs. A Bush aide gave Mr. Gore a pair of official White House ear muffs, and guided him to the Oval Office, through the darkened hallways, with the help of a hand-cranked flashlight....

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:11 pm
by Shade
Horray for low carbon output! :D

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:24 pm
by Bob Juch
Yeah, but then they served chili for lunch and blew it!

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:03 pm
by wbtravis007
Did they at least provide tweezers?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:05 pm
by wbtravis007
Bob Juch wrote:Yeah, but then they served chili for lunch and blew it!
I heard it was tacos al carbon.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:41 pm
by Al Gore
Imagine the nerve of that bastard treating me in such a way! I figured if anyone knew I only meant for the little people to adopt the green lifestyle, it would be Dubya...