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is hired to do this dinner party for some hill-topper. They want fish as one of the choices and they want the fish from Hawaii that is lowest in Mercury (I forget what it is). They are concerned about the mercury in the fish. It is considerably more expensive, but they want it.

My friend finds it and has it as part of the menu.

He does the party.

Placed around the room are these little candle holder type containers. They are filled with cigarettes. The party is blue with cigarette smoke.

They ate their low mercury fish.

the end

peacock2121 wrote:is hired to do this dinner party for some hill-topper. They want fish as one of the choices and they want the fish from Hawaii that is lowest in Mercury (I forget what it is). They are concerned about the mercury in the fish. It is considerably more expensive, but they want it.

My friend finds it and has it as part of the menu.

He does the party.

Placed around the room are these little candle holder type containers. They are filled with cigarettes. The party is blue with cigarette smoke.

They ate their low mercury fish.

the end

Was Jeremy Piven there?

WheresFanny wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:is hired to do this dinner party for some hill-topper. They want fish as one of the choices and they want the fish from Hawaii that is lowest in Mercury (I forget what it is). They are concerned about the mercury in the fish. It is considerably more expensive, but they want it.

My friend finds it and has it as part of the menu.

He does the party.

Placed around the room are these little candle holder type containers. They are filled with cigarettes. The party is blue with cigarette smoke.

They ate their low mercury fish.

the end

Was Jeremy Piven there?

No - the only guest that is well known was Gordon Elliot.

peacock2121 wrote:is hired to do this dinner party for some hill-topper. They want fish as one of the choices and they want the fish from Hawaii that is lowest in Mercury (I forget what it is). They are concerned about the mercury in the fish. It is considerably more expensive, but they want it.

My friend finds it and has it as part of the menu.

He does the party.

Placed around the room are these little candle holder type containers. They are filled with cigarettes. The party is blue with cigarette smoke.

They ate their low mercury fish.

the end

Classic!!

peacock2121 wrote:is hired to do this dinner party for some hill-topper. They want fish as one of the choices and they want the fish from Hawaii that is lowest in Mercury (I forget what it is). They are concerned about the mercury in the fish. It is considerably more expensive, but they want it.

My friend finds it and has it as part of the menu.

He does the party.

Placed around the room are these little candle holder type containers. They are filled with cigarettes. The party is blue with cigarette smoke.

They ate their low mercury fish.

the end

What a bunch of morons.

Was he at all nervous cooking for Gordon Elliot?

The guy makes superstars out of chefs.

christie1111 wrote:Was he at all nervous cooking for Gordon Elliot?

The guy makes superstars out of chefs.

Michael is the most unflappable guy I know. No one makes him nervous - he says it's just food.

I was nervous and made all sorts of excuses about why we shouldn't have them over for dinner - the dumbest reasons you ever want to hear.

One afternoon, they showed up around 4:30ish. We had nothing happening, so we did a little porch sitting. I had pot roast in the crock pot - enough to feed an army. Sting asked them to stay for dinner. I bucked it up. He had thirds.

If he eats my pot roast made using cream of mushroom soup and wine, I will feed him anything.

If we're allowed opinions in this thread, you can't go wrong with a good roast cooked all day in a crock
pot with mushroom soup and red wine. I had beef tips with mushrooms on Sunday...cooked in a similar
fashion - except I used fresh mushrooms and onions. My kids invited their friends for dinner at the last
minute. They all raved about the food ("this meat is amazing" is an exact quote from one of the guys)
and then they wanted my recipe. It's very hard to tell them I don't really have a recipe, but I did
the best I could.

The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

kayrharris wrote:If we're allowed opinions in this thread, you can't go wrong with a good roast cooked all day in a crock
pot with mushroom soup and red wine. I had beef tips with mushrooms on Sunday...cooked in a similar
fashion - except I used fresh mushrooms and onions. My kids invited their friends for dinner at the last
minute. They all raved about the food ("this meat is amazing" is an exact quote from one of the guys)
and then they wanted my recipe. It's very hard to tell them I don't really have a recipe, but I did
the best I could.

If you are allowed to have opinions!

Got me rolling on the floor laughing!

If you are allowed!

Cracks me up.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

skip the cigarette

peacock2121 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

skip the cigarette

Can I have a pot cigarette?

Then I'll have the pot roast no matter how it's cooked.

peacock2121 wrote: If you are allowed to have opinions!

Just don't waste our time with the humble ones.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

I probably had eaten pot roast in 20 years - last year I decided to make one - we have them about once a week now.

I'll skip the cigarette - give me a Black and Tan instead.

gotribego26 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

I probably had eaten pot roast in 20 years - last year I decided to make one - we have them about once a week now.

I'll skip the cigarette - give me a Black and Tan instead.

Before starting to work out of town, I made a pot roast at least once a month.

ulysses5019 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

skip the cigarette

Can I have a pot cigarette?

Then I'll have the pot roast no matter how it's cooked.

That would be illegal, now wouldn't it?

gotribego26 wrote:

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The thread makes we want a pot roast and a cigarette.

I probably had eaten pot roast in 20 years - last year I decided to make one - we have them about once a week now.

I'll skip the cigarette - give me a Black and Tan instead.

That happened to me with pulled pork.

Now we have that 2 times a month.

Wealth in no way implies even a modicum of logic.

In fact sometimes it seems to be the opposite.