WWTBAM Bored

Friends noticed that whenever Eric Clapton held back-yard Bar-B-Q's, he would never use the gas grill but would use charcoal briquettes when his then wife Pattie Boyd was joining them. Oddly enough he would use the gas grill whenever she was away.

Finally they asked why that was the case.

Eric replied:

Spoiler

'She don't like, she don't like, she don't like.... Propane'

From Pinkard & Bowden a few years ago...

If you wanna get warm
When you're down on the farm
Propane
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
Propane

[refrain]
Its so high, its so high, its so high
Propane

When your grandma gets old
You can't let her get cold
Propane
When your cousin, she's hot
But your fingers are not
Propane

[refrain]

When your tank's out of gas
And you're freezing your ass
Propane
When you're sure that you're fucked
Here comes that big ol' truck
Propane

[refrain]