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When visiting my urologist I was asked to complete a form rating my visit.

On a scale of 1 to 10...

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you're an eight

Did you get a new passport? Because now

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European!

My son's friend's dad is a urologist. His license plate reads RUPNOK. I like.

minimetoo26 wrote:Did you get a new passport? Because now

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European!

My son's friend's dad is a urologist. His license plate reads RUPNOK. I like.

Why are you encouraging him?

ulysses5019 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:Did you get a new passport? Because now

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European!

My son's friend's dad is a urologist. His license plate reads RUPNOK. I like.

Why are you encouraging him?

I really like terrible jokes, even if I have to have them explained to me half the time.

If I only liked sophisticated, high-browed humor, I wouldn't have any place to hang out in the mornings...

minimetoo26 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:Did you get a new passport? Because now

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European!

My son's friend's dad is a urologist. His license plate reads RUPNOK. I like.

Why are you encouraging him?

I really like terrible jokes, even if I have to have them explained to me half the time.

If I only liked sophisticated, high-browed humor, I wouldn't have any place to hang out in the mornings...

Is there even such a thing as high-browed humor? If there is, I'll bet it's really lame....

Let's hear it for the lowest common denominator!!!!

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote: Why are you encouraging him?

I really like terrible jokes, even if I have to have them explained to me half the time.

If I only liked sophisticated, high-browed humor, I wouldn't have any place to hang out in the mornings...

Is there even such a thing as high-browed humor? If there is, I'll bet it's really lame....

Let's hear it for the lowest common denominator!!!!

lb13

You would have loved being with us Friday night! After the birthday gathering we headed to the s-i-l's house to hang out sans m-i-l, and it devolved into us calling the home phone from the cell phones and asking if they had Dr. Pepper in a can or if their refrigerator was running. When we were going home Steve's cell rang with my b-i-l's cell calling, so I picked up and used a sultry voice and pretended it was an adult chat line. Then I got home to find Stephen was confused, because my b-i-l had called him and told him we were staying the night there and weren't coming back.

No 10-lb balls, but AC/DC was mentioned at dinner and I brought up Big Balls. You'd have been proud...

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe.

After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: 'No, no, no, for the Son of God there's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was m ade by Finkelstein, the Tailor?'

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: 'Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?'

'Certainly,' replied Jesus. 'Jesus & Finkelstein it is.'

'Oh, no, no,' said Finkelstein. 'Finkelstein & Jesus.After all, I am the craftsman.' The two of them debated this for some time.

Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful -- and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop:

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Lord and Taylor

minimetoo26 wrote: You would have loved being with us Friday night! After the birthday gathering we headed to the s-i-l's house to hang out sans m-i-l, and it devolved into us calling the home phone from the cell phones and asking if they had Dr. Pepper in a can or if their refrigerator was running. When we were going home Steve's cell rang with my b-i-l's cell calling, so I picked up and used a sultry voice and pretended it was an adult chat line. Then I got home to find Stephen was confused, because my b-i-l had called him and told him we were staying the night there and weren't coming back.

Poor Stephen!

ulysses5019 wrote:Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe.

After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: 'No, no, no, for the Son of God there's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was m ade by Finkelstein, the Tailor?'

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: 'Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?'

'Certainly,' replied Jesus. 'Jesus & Finkelstein it is.'

'Oh, no, no,' said Finkelstein. 'Finkelstein & Jesus.After all, I am the craftsman.' The two of them debated this for some time.

Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful -- and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop:

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Lord and Taylor

The gauntlet has been thrown down...

The United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing decided that they needed an additional stream of revenue, so they bought Allied Van Lines and are now known as the

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Movers and Shakers.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: You would have loved being with us Friday night! After the birthday gathering we headed to the s-i-l's house to hang out sans m-i-l, and it devolved into us calling the home phone from the cell phones and asking if they had Dr. Pepper in a can or if their refrigerator was running. When we were going home Steve's cell rang with my b-i-l's cell calling, so I picked up and used a sultry voice and pretended it was an adult chat line. Then I got home to find Stephen was confused, because my b-i-l had called him and told him we were staying the night there and weren't coming back.

Poor Stephen!

Yeah--he was bummed when we showed up! He thought he could play his XBox all night.

Not really. He wanted to call them back and prank them by asking to say goodnight to Erin, then act confused when they said she came home with us. But I didn't want them calling the cops when they couldn't find her in their house...