Answers & Points - Lyrically Speaking - 1/7/09
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:55 am
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR LYRICALLY SPEAKING! LYRICALLY SPEAKING IS THE GAME THAT PACKS A PUNCH TO YOUR EARDRUMS, KIND OF LIKE MY GENTLE VOICE! YOU KNOW, WHEN MY BUDDY LB ASKED ME TO WRITE UP A WACKY WEDNESDAY GAME FOR HIM, IT WAS AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY FREEBIES. YOU SEE, IF LB WOULDN'T HAVE STOCKED ALL THAT OXI CLEAN FOR ME BACK IN THE DAY, I WOULDN'T HAVE BECOME THE WORLD FAMOUS, WELL-LOVED PRODUCT PITCHMAN I'VE BECOME TODAY!
I LOVE PERFECT PRODUCT PLACEMENT, SO FOR TODAY'S GAME, I SELECTED LYRICS FROM 12 SONGS THAT NOT ONLY MAKE YOU WANT TO GET UP AND DANCE, BUT GET UP AND BUY SOMETHING BRAND NAME! THESE LYRICS COULDN'T BE MORE PERSUASIVE IF I WERE SINGING THEM!
YOU'LL GET 1 POINT FOR THE TITLE AND 1 POINT FOR THE ARTIST. BUT IF YOU PLAY WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, I'LL INCLUDE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF J.J. CALE POINTS AND I'LL PERSONALLY GRILL YOU UP A BATCH OF BIG CITY SLIDERS®! PLAY NOW!
1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave
6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone
8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam
9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll
10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires
11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it
12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
I LOVE PERFECT PRODUCT PLACEMENT, SO FOR TODAY'S GAME, I SELECTED LYRICS FROM 12 SONGS THAT NOT ONLY MAKE YOU WANT TO GET UP AND DANCE, BUT GET UP AND BUY SOMETHING BRAND NAME! THESE LYRICS COULDN'T BE MORE PERSUASIVE IF I WERE SINGING THEM!
YOU'LL GET 1 POINT FOR THE TITLE AND 1 POINT FOR THE ARTIST. BUT IF YOU PLAY WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES, I'LL INCLUDE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF J.J. CALE POINTS AND I'LL PERSONALLY GRILL YOU UP A BATCH OF BIG CITY SLIDERS®! PLAY NOW!
1. I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
2. I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
3. She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the drive thru
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
4. I'm a freak.
I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
5. I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans
And his Old Spice aftershave
6. I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
7. you know what I'm saying
I got every dog in my neighborhood breaking down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Strohs
they won't leave my dog alone
8. Yeah, the other night I lay sleepin'
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I called up my pal Jack Daniels
And his partner Jimmy Beam
9. Headin' up to San Francisco
For the Labor Day weekend show
I've got my Hush Puppies on
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll
10. I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all four tires
11. This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
You got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
You got it, you got it
12. Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke