The 12 Days of Christmas
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 am
Since this is the right period, I've been trying to come up with alternate, Bored-themed, lyrics for "The 12 Days of Christmas". I've got a good start but will leave it to the rest of the Bored to finish:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
This is where I'm stuck. Please suggest continuations. Except for the fifth day, the things should be people or animals.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
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An Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
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Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
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Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
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Four Bored lawyers,
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
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Five golden ______
Four Bored lawyers,
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.
Four Bored lawyers,
Three Bobs Bruin rooting,
Two Christies quilting,
And an Evil Squirrel in an apple tree.