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Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:20 pm
by kayrharris
Who invented Cheese Whiz and why??
Re: Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:24 pm
by WheresFanny
kayrharris wrote:Who invented Cheese Whiz and why??
Someone who found themselves with neither a knife nor a full set of dentures and raised their fist to the sky, crying "Why, God? Whyyyyyyyy?"
Re: Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:26 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Re: Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:30 pm
by silvercamaro
Is it irony that he died of heart disease, or is it his personal triumph to have lived to 91?
Re: Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:42 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
silvercamaro wrote:
Is it irony that he died of heart disease, or is it his personal triumph to have lived to 91?
Hey Mister, Would you like Fries and Cheez Whiz with those 91 years?
The death rate remains one per person.
Re: Random thoughts of nothingness
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:19 am
by Bob78164
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:The death rate remains one per person.
Somewhat less, on average, though it does approach 1 asymptotically. --Bob (who is still alive)