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I bowled.

I scored the highest I ever score in my whole entire life.

95

Pealette got sarcastic and told me she loved how graceful I was.

bite me

pea:

I bowled.

I scored the highest I ever score in my whole entire life.

95

You beat the crap outta me.

You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

Just don't fall asleep in the Catskills.

Barack_Obama wrote:pea:

I bowled.

I scored the highest I ever score in my whole entire life.

95

You beat the crap outta me.

Yes I can!

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

That is a really kind thing to say.

Thank you.

My left butt cheek hurt when I was done.

I was doing something wrong.

ulysses5019 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

Just don't fall asleep in the Catskills.

Waking up 20 years later would be a great TV show.

peacock2121 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

That is a really kind thing to say.

Thank you.

My left butt cheek hurt when I was done.

I was doing something wrong.

That's probably where Pealette's gracefulness comment came from -- you probably had all your weight on your left foot at a dead stop when you released the ball, so you had the torque plus the weight of the ball stressing your left gluteus muscles. I wouldn't say "wrong," you just need a couple lessons so that your slide up to the line and ball release coincide with each other.

This isn't a race, but I can also tell you that you would get better faster than BDM. He would have to unlearn that overhand method of slinging the ball down the lane so that it maximizes his pin action.

Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

Your distinctions about bowling blow my mind.

I did some Wii bowling over the weekend with my family.

It is a fairly accurate rendition of actual bowling. As is usual with actual bowling, I couldn't get any sort of a consistent hook going so I resorted to straight bowling and had to pick up a lot of spares. My scores were mostly around 160-170 but I did get a 207.

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

WheresFanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

clem21 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

Bowling is sex-ay!

WheresFanny wrote:

clem21 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote: I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

Bowling is sex-ay!

We don't have to be drunk to post this stuff - see yesterday's "I am not a man" thread (in
which you participated!)




p.s. Cute pic!!!

clem21 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

What drunk can stay awake until 4:00AM?

I am so old.

peacock2121 wrote:

clem21 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote: I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

What drunk can stay awake until 4:00AM?

I am so old.

Don't have much of a choice. I'm assuming that's the time I'll get home...

clem21 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

clem21 wrote: I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

What drunk can stay awake until 4:00AM?

I am so old.

Don't have much of a choice. I'm assuming that's the time I'll get home...

You can help me wish Kay's ghost a Happy Hawaiian New Year.....

lb13

kayrharris wrote:Now I gotta go decide what to wear tonight.

You don't have a special ho outfit picked out for NYE?

lb13

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

i think you mean 140 average in golf

SportsFan68 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:You roll a very nice ball, you just need a little coaching and some practice.

You would be rolling a 140 average in very short order if you bowled in a league.

That is a really kind thing to say.

Thank you.

My left butt cheek hurt when I was done.

I was doing something wrong.

That's probably where Pealette's gracefulness comment came from -- you probably had all your weight on your left foot at a dead stop when you released the ball, so you had the torque plus the weight of the ball stressing your left gluteus muscles. I wouldn't say "wrong," you just need a couple lessons so that your slide up to the line and ball release coincide with each other.

This isn't a race, but I can also tell you that you would get better faster than BDM. He would have to unlearn that overhand method of slinging the ball down the lane so that it maximizes his pin action.

Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

bdm usually hits the headpin
one needs a fingertip ball to throw a hook
bdm cant ever find such a ball that fits at the lanes,so he throws a straight ball.A thunderous straight ball.
bdm likes lotsa noise, and likes to hit stuff with maximum velocity

WheresFanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it"

That's why it's in there.

clem21 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:Kidding! I know there are at least two very knowledgeable bowlers out there, and I assure you, BDM does not overhand the ball down the alley. He does roll fast and straight right at the headpin and gets a lot of pin action if he hits it.

I used to bowl with a couple of people like that and the operative phrase there is "if he hits it".

I'm sorry I just felt the need to point out that this thread has thus far touched upon "nice balls" "butt cheeks" "gluteus" "hitting it" and other things that would be really funny but I feel too guilty to post...

Drunk chat at 4 am anyone?

Dangit, I thought of that, but I couldn't figure out a different way to say it.

?? So what has Clem to feel guilty about? . . . Hmm..