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Lingerie Football Player Sues Ex-Lover Over Nude Photos

Monday , December 29, 2008

A lingerie football league player is suing her ex-lover after he allegedly posted nude pictures of her on the Internet and emailed them to her mother.

Melissa Berry, a 24-year-old rookie linebacker with the Tampa Breeze franchise of the Lingerie Football League, is seeking $15,000 in unspecified damages from her ex-boyfriend Mark Dawson, a 45-year-old safe dating expert, whom she dated earlier this fall.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473528,00.html

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Warning Rated EI for Extreme Irony

Lingerie Football Player Sues Ex-Lover Over Nude Photos

Monday , December 29, 2008

A lingerie football league player is suing her ex-lover after he allegedly posted nude pictures of her on the Internet and emailed them to her mother.

Melissa Berry, a 24-year-old rookie linebacker with the Tampa Breeze franchise of the Lingerie Football League, is seeking $15,000 in unspecified damages from her ex-boyfriend Mark Dawson, a 45-year-old safe dating expert, whom she dated earlier this fall.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473528,00.html

Oh, my.

Rule #1 for Safe Dating: Do not go out with anybody named Mark Dawson.

Obviously a safe dating expert is someone that can look at a safe and tell you when it was manufactured.

Who gives a rat's about safe dating experts.

When did we get a lingerie football league???

When is thier Super Bowl?

How does a city go about getting a franchise?

BackInTex wrote:Who gives a rat's about safe dating experts.

When did we get a lingerie football league???

When is thier Super Bowl?

How does a city go about getting a franchise?

Yeah, what he said. QFT.

LOL

tubadave wrote:

BackInTex wrote:Who gives a rat's about safe dating experts.

When did we get a lingerie football league???

When is thier Super Bowl?

How does a city go about getting a franchise?

Yeah, what he said. QFT.

LOL

Yeah, if the DFW area has to put up with a mediocre team, I want one with better uniforms!

Goggle Mark Dawson and safe dating gets some suspended sites and this http://www.achievepotential.com/campusprograms.htm

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Goggle Mark Dawson and safe dating gets some suspended sites and this http://www.achievepotential.com/campusprograms.htm

This program -- "IRONman strenght" -- looks great. I always did admire a stronght man.

Boys are so predictable.

Rexer25 wrote:Yeah, if the DFW area has to put up with a mediocre team, I want one with better uniforms!

I hope you would want different players, too.

I don't care to see Romo or Terrell Owens in those uniforms!

There was a Mark Dawson who won the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions a few years ago.

http://www.jeopardy.com/showguide_tourn ... champs.php

Lingerie Football League

Season starts Sept. 4, 2009. It looks like there is one league game per week until January 22, 2010. Each team plays four games spread out about once a month. The championship game will be February 7, 2010, the same day as Super Bowl XLIV.

Teams:
East
New England Euphoria
Chicago Bliss
Atlanta Steam
Miami Caliente
Tampa Breeze

West
Los Angeles Temptation
Phoenix Scorch
Seattle Mist
San Diego Seduction
Dallas Desire

I'm not sure about the rules but it seems to be a form of Arena football. A broadcast partner has not been announced.

aj is so cute.

andrewjackson wrote:Lingerie Football League

Season starts Sept. 4, 2009. It looks like there is one league game per week until January 22, 2010. Each team plays four games spread out about once a month. The championship game will be February 7, 2010, the same day as Super Bowl XLIV.

Teams:
East
New England Euphoria
Chicago Bliss
Atlanta Steam
Miami Caliente
Tampa Breeze

West
Los Angeles Temptation
Phoenix Scorch
Seattle Mist
San Diego Seduction
Dallas Desire

I'm not sure about the rules but it seems to be a form of Arena football. A broadcast partner has not been announced.

Sometimes in this world words just fail you and you are left completely speechless.


This is not one of those times. I think Fanny should try out. It'd be like looking at the sun...you know you shouldn't be watching but you just gotta....

That is all.

Each team plays four games spread out about once a month

Coincidence? I think not.


t.

tlynn78 wrote:

Each team plays four games spread out about once a month

Coincidence? I think not.


t.

ptttttttwwww!!!!



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