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How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:12 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
Perhaps the greatest commercial eveh!*

NSFW

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/jepQssV- ... er-Tlpizza


*Ok so I am a man, and we are easily led astray.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:12 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:14 am
by Billy Mays
I'M SURE MY PROVEN ADVERTISING TECHNIQUE IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE!!!

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:29 am
by BackInTex
I'll take one!

Uhh...., now what was it advertising again?

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:52 am
by ulysses5019
I may not know much about advertising but that one got my attention. Maybe the LS promo team could take a lesson or two.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:57 am
by littlebeast13
ulysses5019 wrote:I may not know much about advertising but that one got my attention. Maybe the LS promo team could take a lesson or two.

What, you got a problem with the regular boobs that we've been casting in these promos?

lb13

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:03 am
by ulysses5019
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:I may not know much about advertising but that one got my attention. Maybe the LS promo team could take a lesson or two.

What, you got a problem with the regular boobs that we've been casting in these promos?

lb13
Yes I do......they aren't big enough.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:11 am
by kayrharris
A commercial than runs 2:45??? I personally didn't care for it......

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:11 am
by Rexer25
kayrharris wrote:A commercial than runs 2:45??? I personally didn't care for it......
Wow...I cudda sworn it was about 15 seconds long...

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:14 am
by littlebeast13
kayrharris wrote:A commercial than runs 2:45??? I personally didn't care for it......

Remind you of one of your wild parties.....?

lb13

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:24 am
by WheresFanny
I didn't click but, given the NSFW warning, I'll wager that it features a lady sitting on a washing machine.

Am I close?

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:25 am
by WheresFanny
littlebeast13 wrote:
kayrharris wrote:A commercial than runs 2:45??? I personally didn't care for it......

Remind you of one of your wild parties.....?

lb13
Who needs a washer when you've got a Jazzy?

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:26 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
WheresFanny wrote:I didn't click but, given the NSFW warning, I'll wager that it features a lady sitting on a washing machine.

Am I close?
There are no washing machines shown in the ad. :D That's probably why Kay didn't like it. I'm not certain there were any actual ladies either.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:26 am
by christie1111
I don't remember seeing a washing machine anywhere in this commercial.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am
by littlebeast13
christie1111 wrote:I don't remember seeing a washing machine anywhere in this commercial.

I don't remember seeing a plane either.....

lb13

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:30 am
by Rexer25
littlebeast13 wrote:
christie1111 wrote:I don't remember seeing a washing machine anywhere in this commercial.

I don't remember seeing a plane either.....

lb13
I remember seeing the plane, and wondering how I could get a ticket for the next flight.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:33 am
by WheresFanny
Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:34 am
by Vince the Shamwow Guy
Billy Mays wrote:I'M SURE MY PROVEN ADVERTISING TECHNIQUE IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE!!!

You're a has-been, Billy. My technique at least raises an eyebrow or two......

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:36 am
by kayrharris
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?

In a nutshell...


topless skydivers.....

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:37 am
by WheresFanny
Vince the Shamwow Guy wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:I'M SURE MY PROVEN ADVERTISING TECHNIQUE IS MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE!!!

You're a has-been, Billy. My technique at least raises an eyebrow or two......
Did you get that, camera guy?

And, because it can't be said enough, even when it's not pertinent:

Mom! This computer is TOO SLOW!!!11

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:37 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
A thousand or so immodestly dressed and enhanced young women parachute out of a large plane and form up to spell the name and price of a washing machine, one young woman's parachute fails to open and she lands in a pool.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:39 am
by WheresFanny
kayrharris wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?

In a nutshell...


topless skydivers.....
Thanks, Kiki. You've saved me a click. I would think that approach would be more suited to an advert for a good support garment.

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:39 am
by littlebeast13
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
lb13

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:40 am
by WheresFanny
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
A thousand or so immodestly dressed and enhanced young women parachute out of a large plane and form up to spell the name and price of a washing machine, one young woman's parachute fails to open and she lands in a pool.
Get those gals some seersucker! STAT!!

Re: How the Danes sell washing machines

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:41 am
by kayrharris
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Good thing I didn't wager much.

So is somebody going to recap or are you going to force me to watch it?
Spoiler
Guy in sunglasses leads a bunch of big breasted chicks wearing skimpy red outfits on a plane. Said girls begin to strip as they board the plane, then take off their tops on board. There are numerous gratuitous closeups. The dignified ladies then jump out of the plane, eventually forming a tandem that advertising the product to all of the golfing and tennising guys watching from down below, and procede to parachute to the ground. One unfortunate girl's parachute doesn't deploy, and she lands in what looks like Kay's pool during one of her little soirees. She emerges completely nekkid and scampers off. The end....
lb13
Like I said....topless skydivers..... sheesh!