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When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:19 am
by minimetoo26
She was due like the 18th or so........

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:22 am
by littlebeast13
Who!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

lb13

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:24 am
by Miss Informed
littlebeast13 wrote:Who!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

lb13
It's still all about me, and dontcha forget it!

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:26 am
by minimetoo26

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:26 am
by Admiral Stockdale
Miss Informed wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:Who!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

lb13
It's still all about me, and dontcha forget it!
Sorry, but Veep losers end up in the dustbin of history... which is one step above Merry Man immortality.....

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:01 am
by earendel
minimetoo26 wrote:She was due like the 18th or so........
The better question is when is Bristol gonna marry her baby daddy, as was mentioned during the campaign? Oh, wait, baby daddy's momma got busted, so there's probably more to worry about there.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:03 am
by peacock2121
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:She was due like the 18th or so........
The better question is when is Bristol gonna marry her baby daddy, as was mentioned during the campaign? Oh, wait, baby daddy's momma got busted, so there's probably more to worry about there.
You bad boy.

bad

bad

boy

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:03 am
by silvercamaro
Hitler. Nazis.

Please stop this thread. Thank you.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:20 am
by earendel
peacock2121 wrote:
earendel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:She was due like the 18th or so........
The better question is when is Bristol gonna marry her baby daddy, as was mentioned during the campaign? Oh, wait, baby daddy's momma got busted, so there's probably more to worry about there.
You bad boy.

bad

bad

boy
Moi? :lol:

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:29 am
by ulysses5019
silvercamaro wrote:Hitler. Nazis.

Please stop this thread. Thank you.
Did you see Tom Cruise as a Nazi? Does he kill Hitler?

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:51 pm
by Thousandaire
silvercamaro wrote:Hitler. Nazis.

Please stop this thread. Thank you.
Newsflash: Caylee Anthony replaces Hitler in Godwin's Law

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:42 pm
by a1mamacat
I have added to my foes list so I don't have to read cold hearted crap.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:22 pm
by peacock2121
a1mamacat wrote:I have added to my foes list so I don't have to read cold hearted crap.
I love foe lists.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:57 pm
by Political Carp
Yesterday. 7 lb. 10(?) oz. boy.

Named TRIPP!

Bristol turned 18 in October. Tell the parents to eff off & go live your life :)

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:36 pm
by SportsFan68
Political Carp wrote:Yesterday. 7 lb. 10(?) oz. boy.

Named TRIPP!

Bristol turned 18 in October. Tell the parents to eff off & go live your life :)
Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnson, if I heard RadioDude correctly.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:44 pm
by VAdame
In keeping with the family TRadition no doubt :wink:

Congrats to Bristol & Levi, and I send the same wishes & prayers that I send to all new Moms & Dads, of any age: That they have a healthy baby and be good parents.

And.....since Baby Tripp was born in 2008, he gets not only the Federal tax exemption, but the $1200 "windfall" tax rebate going to every Alaska resident this year :D

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:49 am
by NellyLunatic1980
VAdame wrote:And.....since Baby Tripp was born in 2008, he gets not only the Federal tax exemption, but the $1200 "windfall" tax rebate going to every Alaska resident this year :D
Nice work if you can get it.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:16 am
by Roy Bunyan Cromer III
Political Carp wrote:Yesterday. 7 lb. 10(?) oz. boy.

Named TRIPP!

Bristol turned 18 in October. Tell the parents to eff off & go live your life :)

I think Tripp is a fine name!

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:22 am
by gsabc
Good for her and them. Now may they fade back into the obscurity they so richly deserve, and may we never hear about them again. Ever.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:03 am
by minimetoo26
Finally! I knew she was due around Erin's birthday. I had one of those kids who wouldn't evacuate the uterus without a court order, so I know how uncomfortable she must have been.

I think she's better off unmarried as long as she's a student and on her parents' insurance. Later, they're better off married.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:26 am
by VAdame
minimetoo26 wrote:Finally! I knew she was due around Erin's birthday. I had one of those kids who wouldn't evacuate the uterus without a court order, so I know how uncomfortable she must have been.

I think she's better off unmarried as long as she's a student and on her parents' insurance. Later, they're better off married.
Yes, that's how it worked out for Karen & John a year ago. She was due on Dec. 28 (which is also big John's birthday) but baby Johnny decided to stay put until January 5! So, no tax decuction for him last year :? But at least Karen was still on our insurance.

Now -- I don't know about everyone's policy, but as far as ours goes -- the baby is only covered under the Mom's (or grandparents') policy for the first month!

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:28 am
by minimetoo26
VAdame wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Finally! I knew she was due around Erin's birthday. I had one of those kids who wouldn't evacuate the uterus without a court order, so I know how uncomfortable she must have been.

I think she's better off unmarried as long as she's a student and on her parents' insurance. Later, they're better off married.
Yes, that's how it worked out for Karen & John a year ago. She was due on Dec. 28 (which is also big John's birthday) but baby Johnny decided to stay put until January 5! So, no tax decuction for him last year :? But at least Karen was still on our insurance.

Now -- I don't know about everyone's policy, but as far as ours goes -- the baby is only covered under the Mom's (or grandparents') policy for the first month!
Which is better than an apprentice electrician's policy, I'm guessing! You get prenatal, birth, and the first innoculations and whatnot, and you're off to a better start than some.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:15 pm
by SportsFan68
VAdame wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Finally! I knew she was due around Erin's birthday. I had one of those kids who wouldn't evacuate the uterus without a court order, so I know how uncomfortable she must have been.

I think she's better off unmarried as long as she's a student and on her parents' insurance. Later, they're better off married.
Yes, that's how it worked out for Karen & John a year ago. She was due on Dec. 28 (which is also big John's birthday) but baby Johnny decided to stay put until January 5! So, no tax decuction for him last year :? But at least Karen was still on our insurance.

Now -- I don't know about everyone's policy, but as far as ours goes -- the baby is only covered under the Mom's (or grandparents') policy for the first month!
After the 30 days, he's added as himself as a dependent -- IF he's eligible. I had two cases of grandparents adding a grandchild in my HR days, and they had to provide substantive evidence that the child was their dependent, not the dependent of the parents, which would not apply in baby Johnny's case.

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:56 pm
by VAdame
After the 30 days, he's added as himself as a dependent -- IF he's eligible. I had two cases of grandparents adding a grandchild in my HR days, and they had to provide substantive evidence that the child was their dependent, not the dependent of the parents, which would not apply in baby Johnny's case.
Yep, that's exactly how it was. We'd have pretty much had to adopt him in order to keep him on ours!

Re: When's Bristol gonna drop that kid?

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:39 pm
by Ritterskoop
The race is not until mid-March. One of the few remaining short tracks.