WWTBAM Bored

Maybe I'm being snooty, but I found this article, noted as a link after following a link from googlenews to the news site being referenced , about something completely different

funny.

I will quote to begin with:

_______ task force members had been conducting an investigation into illegal prostitution that had been occurring at the Sun Span Massage Parlor in___________. During the course of the investigation, it was learned that the business had been involved in conducting sexual acts for customers over the last several months. This extensive investigation resulted in a Search Warrant being obtained for the business. The Search Warrant was executed last Friday (December 19th). Upon arrival for service of the Search Warrant, contact was made with the following four female suspects, all of whom were subsequently arrested and charged with Prostitution:

_______________
_____________ San Francisco, CA
DOB 02-13-61

_______________
_______________ Lawrence, GA
DOB 04-10-56

_______________
_______________ Fairfax, VA
DOB 04-24-67

_______________
_______________ Sacramento, CA
DOB 04-21-50

Spoiler

I dunno how many states have Beaufort counties, but from the top it sounded like a Dodge Sheriff story was coming. Now, also, the "extensive investigation", the fact that they are arresting seemingly only the principals -- the female ones, that is , the fact that they give (maybe not so accurate) street addresses for all those charged, and something else all got to me.

if you want to see all the areas I have blanked, together with a great jpeg of the den of iniquity itself,with that old po-lice tape covering the main entrance:

http://www.wsav.com/sav/news/local/lowc ... ring/7535/

OMG! I see my husband's birthdate on that list! BWAHAHA!! Blackmail fodder, fer sher.

'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.

etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.

I don't have to tell him that.....

minimetoo26 wrote:

etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.

I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.

I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

lb13

Nah. NY, of course.....

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

lb13

Nah. NY, of course.....

Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Was he born in San Francisco?

lb13

Nah. NY, of course.....

Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off!

minimetoo26 wrote:

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: Nah. NY, of course.....

Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off!

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote: Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off!

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

lb13

If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

George Fox wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:
Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off!

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

lb13

If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

George Fox wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

lb13

If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

lb13

I'd make him stop in Dillon, SC. South of the Border is just..........wonderful. Really.

Just buy fireworks and tacky statues. DO NOT EAT THERE. I can't tell you how many cucarachas I've seen there......

minimetoo26 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

George Fox wrote: If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

lb13

I'd make him stop in Dillon, SC. South of the Border is just..........wonderful. Really.

Just buy fireworks and tacky statues. DO NOT EAT THERE. I can't tell you how many cucarachas I've seen there......

Southern Fried Cockroach is what made Original Recipe taste so good.....

SOB* and Hardeeville are all about I-95



*South Of the Border

Maybe I'll change my profile to show my location as half way between Fayetteville and Hardeeville, and a stone's throw from SOB

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:SOB* and Hardeeville are all about I-95



*South Of the Border

Maybe I'll change my profile to show my location as half way between Fayetteville and Hardeeville, and a stone's throw from SOB

We'll be within walking distance of the border for New Year's, which guarantees us some fireworks. But we'll be a block off of 17 and not 95.