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#1 Post by etaoin22 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:53 am

Maybe I'm being snooty, but I found this article, noted as a link after following a link from googlenews to the news site being referenced , about something completely different

funny.

I will quote to begin with:

_______ task force members had been conducting an investigation into illegal prostitution that had been occurring at the Sun Span Massage Parlor in___________. During the course of the investigation, it was learned that the business had been involved in conducting sexual acts for customers over the last several months. This extensive investigation resulted in a Search Warrant being obtained for the business. The Search Warrant was executed last Friday (December 19th). Upon arrival for service of the Search Warrant, contact was made with the following four female suspects, all of whom were subsequently arrested and charged with Prostitution:

_______________
_____________ San Francisco, CA
DOB 02-13-61

_______________
_______________ Lawrence, GA
DOB 04-10-56

_______________
_______________ Fairfax, VA
DOB 04-24-67

_______________
_______________ Sacramento, CA
DOB 04-21-50


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I dunno how many states have Beaufort counties, but from the top it sounded like a Dodge Sheriff story was coming. Now, also, the "extensive investigation", the fact that they are arresting seemingly only the principals -- the female ones, that is , the fact that they give (maybe not so accurate) street addresses for all those charged, and something else all got to me.
if you want to see all the areas I have blanked, together with a great jpeg of the den of iniquity itself,with that old po-lice tape covering the main entrance:

http://www.wsav.com/sav/news/local/lowc ... ring/7535/
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#2 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:00 am

OMG! I see my husband's birthdate on that list! BWAHAHA!! Blackmail fodder, fer sher.
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#3 Post by etaoin22 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:03 am

'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.

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#4 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:26 am

etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.
I don't have to tell him that.....
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#5 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:27 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.
I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

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#6 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:29 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
etaoin22 wrote:'taint the Johns, just the working girls who made the po-lice blotter.
I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

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Nah. NY, of course.....
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#7 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:32 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: I don't have to tell him that.....

Was he born in San Francisco?

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Nah. NY, of course.....
Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss my dainty ass!

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#8 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:41 am

MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Was he born in San Francisco?

lb13
Nah. NY, of course.....
Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off! :P
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#9 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:46 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Nah. NY, of course.....
Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off! :P

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

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#10 Post by George Fox » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:55 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
MinisKidToBeNamedLater wrote: Is Daddy going to jail?

And does this mean we can go to Disney World! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off! :P

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

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If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.
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#11 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:57 am

George Fox wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Daddy was going to take you next month! If he's in jail, the trip is off! :P

Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

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If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

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#12 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:01 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
George Fox wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Have you given him the number for my attorney yet?

I'm sure the leech is looking for a nice holiday bonus.....

lb13
If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

lb13

I'd make him stop in Dillon, SC. South of the Border is just..........wonderful. Really.

Just buy fireworks and tacky statues. DO NOT EAT THERE. I can't tell you how many cucarachas I've seen there......
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#13 Post by TheBountyOfMyBucket » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:04 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
George Fox wrote: If Daddy decides to drive down 95 while the family flys to WDW, I'd start worrying.

I'm sure it'd include a stop in Fayetteville.....

lb13

I'd make him stop in Dillon, SC. South of the Border is just..........wonderful. Really.

Just buy fireworks and tacky statues. DO NOT EAT THERE. I can't tell you how many cucarachas I've seen there......

Southern Fried Cockroach is what made Original Recipe taste so good.....

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#14 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:05 am

SOB* and Hardeeville are all about I-95



*South Of the Border

Maybe I'll change my profile to show my location as half way between Fayetteville and Hardeeville, and a stone's throw from SOB
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#15 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:09 am

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:SOB* and Hardeeville are all about I-95



*South Of the Border

Maybe I'll change my profile to show my location as half way between Fayetteville and Hardeeville, and a stone's throw from SOB
We'll be within walking distance of the border for New Year's, which guarantees us some fireworks. But we'll be a block off of 17 and not 95.
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#16 Post by CharlesFoxSingers » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:12 am

I saw a black man with a bible and a sparkler in his hand.
He was holding a tent revival and running a firework stand.
He said the end of the world is coming so you better get on your knees.
Today bottle rockets are two for one but salvation's free.
He said, ''I quit my job at a big church where the milk and honey flowed,
To sell cherry bombs for Jesus in a tent beside the road.''
''I ain't in it for the money, most cars they pass on by,''
''But I pay the rent on New Years and the fourth of July.''
''Here at the,
Holy Ghost, (Holy Ghost)
Big bang theory, (Big bang theory)
Pentecostal, (Pentecostal)
Fire and brimstone, (Fire and brimstone)
Mission Temple Firework Stand.
He said fireworks are dangerous. They can blow up in your face.
You better read the instructions, light the fuse and get away.
These things are made in China, so it's easy to see,
Why a man who worships Buddha ain't got no guarantee.
This is the,
Holy Ghost, (Holy Ghost)
Big bang theory, (Big bang theory)
Pentecostal, (Pentecostal)
Fire and brimstone, (Fire and brimstone)
Mission Temple Firework Stand.
Everything Im selling is all going up in smoke.
Its like taking twenty dollars yall and watching it explode.
When the trumpet sounds and the lord comes back,
I promise you one thing. Ill be a human bottle rocket
and Ill go out with a bang.
Ill leave this:
Holy Ghost, (Holy Ghost)
Big bang theory, (Big bang theory)
Pentecostal, (Pentecostal)
Fire and brimstone, (Fire and brimstone)
Mission Temple Firework Stand.
Holy Ghost, (Holy Ghost)
Big bang theory, (Big bang theory)
Pentecostal, (Pentecostal)
Fire and brimstone, (Fire and brimstone)
Mission Temple Firework Stand.
Holy Ghost, (Holy Ghost)
Big bang theory, (Big bang theory)
Pentecostal, (Pentecostal)
Fire and brimstone, (Fire and brimstone)
Mission Temple Firework Stand...

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