Newman's Own Presents: Cool Hand Uly
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:01 pm
Mini: Them posts got numbers on them. You remember your number and always post the ones that has your number. Any BB forgets his number spends a night in chatroom. These here avatars you keep with you. Any BB loses his avatar spends a night in the chatroom. There's no political posting or fighting on the Bored. You got a grudge against another BB, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any BB posting political or fighting on the Bored spends a night in the chatroom. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will make your last post. Last bell is at eight. Any BB posting after eight spends the night in the chatroom. Winter Lyrically Speaking begins January 5th. Any BB don't play Winter Lyrically Speaking spends a night in the chatroom. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Mini, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order on this Bored. Any BB don't keep order spends a night in...
Cool Hand Uly: ...the chatroom.
Mini: I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.
Uly: [Smiles, shakes head]
Uly: I can post fifty times.
Fantine: Nobody can post fifty times.
Society Kay: You just said he could post anything.
Fantine: Did you ever post fifty times?
Uly: Nobody ever post fifty times.
Sprots: Hey, Kay. We got a bet here.
Fantine: My boy says he can post fifty times, he can post fifty times.
Loudmouth Bob: Yeah, but in how long?
Uly: A hour.
Society Kay: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.
Captain Littlebeast: What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some BBs you just can't reach. So you get Winter Lyrically Speaking, which is the way Uly wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you BBs.
Fantine: Where'd the road go?
Uly: That's it. That's the end of it.
Convict Juch: Man, there's still daylight.
Fantine: About two hours left.
Convict Juch: What do we do now?
Uly: Play Winter Lyrically Speaking.
Fantine: Oh Uly, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'.
