WWTBAM Bored

I'm dreamin' of a White Christmas
But it's a nightmare, dontcha know
When the treetops glisten, I'm moanin' and pissin'
Cuz I hate that freakin' snow,

oh,

I'm bitchin' 'bout this White Christmas
with every drift I have to fight
May your days be merry and bright,
But I'd rather be in Florida tonight

I really hate this white Christmas
Though some may think that I'm a nut
No, i've never skated, it's overrated..
what fun is falling on your butt?

Go ahead and have your White Christmas,
Although I'll pass if you don't mind
Hope your days are merry and kind..
but Bing can shove that song up his behind!

Another great pome!

If that one comes around to you with suspicious authorship, don't look at me!