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Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 pm
by silverscreenselect
Plaxico Burress is in more trouble, this time in civil court. He's been sued in Florida after an auto accident this spring in which he allegedly rear ended a woman's vehicle with his $140,000 Mercedes. Making matters worse is the fact that, according to Allstate, his insurance had lapsed three days earlier for nonpayment of premiums. Oops.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/f ... index.html

Burress may set an NFL record for the most utterly stupid things done in one single season.

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:28 pm
by gotribego26
silverscreenselect wrote:Burress may set an NFL record for the most utterly stupid things done in one single season.
Given the recent exploits of Chris Henry and Pacman Jones that is quite an accomplishment - might as well shoot for the top Plaxico!!

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:27 pm
by VAdame
gotribego26 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:Burress may set an NFL record for the most utterly stupid things done in one single season.
Given the recent exploits of Chris Henry and Pacman Jones that is quite an accomplishment - might as well shoot for the top Plaxico!!
Pun intended, Tribe? :P

Crap, I'm at work & can't link to the pic right now, but Google "Plaxico's Christmas Story" or "You'll shoot your thigh out, kid!" and see what comes up.

Eh, I can't post the pic itself, but here's a link:

http://www.sinatrafamily.com/forum/show ... hp?t=36424

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:52 pm
by elwoodblues
VAdame wrote:
gotribego26 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:Burress may set an NFL record for the most utterly stupid things done in one single season.
Given the recent exploits of Chris Henry and Pacman Jones that is quite an accomplishment - might as well shoot for the top Plaxico!!
Pun intended, Tribe? :P

Crap, I'm at work & can't link to the pic right now, but Google "Plaxico's Christmas Story" or "You'll shoot your thigh out, kid!" and see what comes up.

Eh, I can't post the pic itself, but here's a link:

http://www.sinatrafamily.com/forum/show ... hp?t=36424
The thread in that link looks a lot like one of ours. :)

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:58 pm
by Appa23
I prefer the cartoon at the bottom of ESPN.com's Page 2:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:31 pm
by VAdame
Appa23 wrote:I prefer the cartoon at the bottom of ESPN.com's Page 2:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index
Aw, now that's cute too!

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:03 am
by NellyLunatic1980
And just to add to Plaxico's asshattery, today, police announced that they discovered a weapons cache in his house.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081224/ap_ ... ch_warrant

Shoot for the top, Plaxico!

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:06 am
by ulysses5019
VAdame wrote:
gotribego26 wrote:
silverscreenselect wrote:Burress may set an NFL record for the most utterly stupid things done in one single season.
Given the recent exploits of Chris Henry and Pacman Jones that is quite an accomplishment - might as well shoot for the top Plaxico!!
Pun intended, Tribe? :P

Crap, I'm at work & can't link to the pic right now, but Google "Plaxico's Christmas Story" or "You'll shoot your thigh out, kid!" and see what comes up.

Eh, I can't post the pic itself, but here's a link:

http://www.sinatrafamily.com/forum/show ... hp?t=36424
I think there's too much shooting going on. That's the problem.

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:28 pm
by Bob Juch
NellyLunatic1980 wrote:And just to add to Plaxico's asshattery, today, police announced that they discovered a weapons cache in his house.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081224/ap_ ... ch_warrant

Shoot for the top, Plaxico!
It took them this long to check? :roll:

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:55 am
by etaoin22
Now it was in the off-season, but as long as Gene Big Daddy Lipscomb is still dead, Plaxico does not compare. Of all the wasted deaths of athletes, this one stands out.

Re: Plaxico's Not in Good Hands Anymore

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:52 am
by silverscreenselect
etaoin22 wrote:Now it was in the off-season, but as long as Gene Big Daddy Lipscomb is still dead, Plaxico does not compare. Of all the wasted deaths of athletes, this one stands out.
Len Bias.