Quentin Tarantino Presents...Bored Fiction
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:54 am
Uly: I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so f&%$ed up with me and Lyrically Speaking. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
LB13: [LB13 shoots Mini on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What is Lyrically Speaking?
Uly: What?
LB13: Where are you from?
Uly: What?
LB13: That ain't no board I ever heard of! They speak English on the What board?
Uly: What?
LB13: ENGLISH, MOTHERF*%&ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Uly: Yes!
LB13: Then you know what I'm saying!
Uly: Yes!
LB13: Describe Lyrically Speaking!
Uly: What, I-?
LB13: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf&$#er. Say what one more goddamn time.
Uly: It's a game...
LB13: Go on.
Uly: A Bored g-game...you figure out the songs from the lyrics.
LB13: Does it look like Question of the Day or Timeline®?
Uly: What?
[LB13 shoots Uly in shoulder]
LB13: DOES IT LOOK LIKE QUESTION OF THE DAY OR TIMELINE®?
Uly: No!
LB13: Then why did you say you weren't going to play Winter Lyrically Speaking starting on January 5th, Uly?
Uly: I didn't.
LB13: Yes you did. Yes you did, Uly. You said and you meant it. You played the other Bored games and you insulted Lyrically Speaking. And Lyrically Speaking don't like to be put down by anybody.
