Confirmations
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:02 pm
Shreck and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were having lunch. Shreck said, "I am reported to be the strongest person in the world, but it would be nice to verify that." Brad said, "Yes, I am supposedly the sexiest man alive, but how do I know for sure?" And Angelina said, "I am reportedly the most beautiful woman in the world, but I would like to know that for certain."
So they decided to ask the famous Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, and come back the next day to report.
When they met again, Shreck said, "What a relief! I am indeed the strongest ogre in the world."
Brad said, "Yes, and the mirror confirmed it: I am the sexiest man alive."
But Angelina just raised her sad, beautiful face and said,
"Who in the hell is Saucy????"
So they decided to ask the famous Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, and come back the next day to report.
When they met again, Shreck said, "What a relief! I am indeed the strongest ogre in the world."
Brad said, "Yes, and the mirror confirmed it: I am the sexiest man alive."
But Angelina just raised her sad, beautiful face and said,
"Who in the hell is Saucy????"