Assisted Twister

[Dee Snider]

Admit it: you’ve missed me!

My man lb13 has asked me to remind everyone about the return of Winter Lyrically Speaking in January.

That’s, like, 2009, baby.

That’s, like, fifteen years since I’ve remotely relevant in the music world. But every winter, hope springs eternal, cuz lb’s always good for at least one hair band list. Hey, better us than Cinder-fucking-ella, right?

Better get out my make-up kit. Does this Spandex make me look fat?

[ulysses5019]

Admit it: you’ve missed me!

My man lb13 has asked me to remind everyone about the return of Winter Lyrically Speaking in January.

That’s, like, 2009, baby.

That’s, like, fifteen years since I’ve remotely relevant in the music world. But every winter, hope springs eternal, cuz lb’s always good for at least one hair band list. Hey, better us than Cinder-fucking-ella, right?

Better get out my make-up kit. Does this Spandex make me look fat?

Someone should take the curling iron away from you.

[Governor Blago]

Nice hair. You interested in a Senate seat?

[Rexer25]

Admit it: you’ve missed me!

My man lb13 has asked me to remind everyone about the return of Winter Lyrically Speaking in January.

That’s, like, 2009, baby.

That’s, like, fifteen years since I’ve remotely relevant in the music world. But every winter, hope springs eternal, cuz lb’s always good for at least one hair band list. Hey, better us than Cinder-fucking-ella, right?

Better get out my make-up kit. Does this Spandex make me look fat?

No, your fat makes you look fat. Your hair makes you look ridiculous.