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Evil Squirrel
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:17 am
I have a gift for you!
Love,
ES
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:18 am
YAY for Kittyfish!
Why is ES hammering worms?
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by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:20 am
WheresFanny wrote:Why is ES hammering worms?
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
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by a1mamacat » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:23 am
littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Why is ES hammering worms?
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
lb13
I was wondering the very same thing!
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by Catfish » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:29 am
Oh. My. God. Thank you!
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by Catfish » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:31 am
a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Why is ES hammering worms?
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
lb13
I was wondering the very same thing!
Could he have stolen it from the
not-to-be-used-as-bait vermiculture bin?
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:48 am
littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Why is ES hammering worms?
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
lb13
And when have I ever been intentionally funny?
Seriously, the world wants to know!
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:51 am
WheresFanny wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:Why is ES hammering worms?
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
lb13
And when have I ever been intentionally funny?
Seriously, the world wants to know!
I didn't realize it wasn't obvious....
He is fishing, and he is holding the worm above the water as bait! I doubt what ES is doing is proper noodling, but he's an evil squirrel after all....
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:03 am
littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
Whether or not that was intentionally funny, I still got a laugh out of it.......
lb13
And when have I ever been intentionally funny?
Seriously, the world wants to know!
I didn't realize it wasn't obvious....
He is fishing, and he is holding the worm above the water as bait! I doubt what ES is doing is proper noodling, but he's an evil squirrel after all....
lb13
Well now, that makes sense. I thought that's what was going on at first when I saw the mallet, but then I saw the worm and I ended up confused.
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:05 am
WheresFanny wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
And when have I ever been intentionally funny?
Seriously, the world wants to know!
I didn't realize it wasn't obvious....
He is fishing, and he is holding the worm above the water as bait! I doubt what ES is doing is proper noodling, but he's an evil squirrel after all....
lb13
Well now, that makes sense. I thought that's what was going on at first when I saw the mallet, but then I saw the worm and I ended up confused.
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
At least someone in Colorado likes me!
I'm in bad need of another bellyrub.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:07 am
WheresFanny wrote:
. . .
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:08 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:
At least someone in Colorado likes me!
....
SEE???
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by kayrharris » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:08 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:WheresFanny wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
I didn't realize it wasn't obvious....
He is fishing, and he is holding the worm above the water as bait! I doubt what ES is doing is proper noodling, but he's an evil squirrel after all....
lb13
Well now, that makes sense. I thought that's what was going on at first when I saw the mallet, but then I saw the worm and I ended up confused.
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
At least someone in Colorado likes me!
I'm in bad need of another bellyrub.....
Yes, it does make sense now! Not sure it's worthy of a bellyrub...
but at least I get it now.
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:09 am
SportsFan68 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
. . .
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
Maybe it's you who is giving me the wrong idea about Colorado.
Isn't the squirrel the official state critter? If not, I'm starting the petition, and Fanny will get everyone at Mecca to sign it.....
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:09 am
SportsFan68 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
. . .
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
Colorado is for lovers.
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:10 am
WheresFanny wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
. . .
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
Colorado is for lovers.
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:12 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Maybe it's you who is giving me the wrong idea about Colorado.
Isn't the squirrel the official state critter? If not, I'm starting the petition, and Fanny will get everyone at Mecca to sign it.....
GHU, the legislature actually got something right! The budget's going to hell, the environment's being wracked by greed, the weather's ruining the ski season, but our safely ensconsed state critter is the beautiful, glorious, majestic Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep.
Unlike some other pine cone and apple throwing rodents we could mention.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:13 am
WheresFanny wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
. . .
Now that's really funny! ES is adorable........
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
Colorado is for lovers.

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by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:14 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
Hey!
We took a vote and decided that you should stay where you're at!
We'll breathe our thin air by ourselves, thank you very much.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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by Evil Squirrel » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:15 am
SportsFan68 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
Maybe it's you who is giving me the wrong idea about Colorado.
Isn't the squirrel the official state critter? If not, I'm starting the petition, and Fanny will get everyone at Mecca to sign it.....
GHU, the legislature actually got something right! The budget's going to hell, the environment's being wracked by greed, the weather's ruining the ski season, but our safely ensconsed state critter is the beautiful, glorious, majestic Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep.
Unlike some other pine cone and apple throwing rodents we could mention.
So what? I am the Rocky Mountain Bighorn Squirrel!
And I DO mean bighorn..........

Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--
Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:17 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:WheresFanny wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:
Stop that, Fan! You're totally giving ES the wrong idea about Colorado!
Colorado is for lovers.
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
Will you at least stop and say hey on your way to Sprots'?
I now actually have a picture of ES thumbing across I-70 with a bandanna tied to a stick over one shoulder and a small valise of art supplies sitting on the ground next to him.
I spend way too much time here.......
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!
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by SportsFan68 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:19 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:SportsFan68 wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
Maybe it's you who is giving me the wrong idea about Colorado.
Isn't the squirrel the official state critter? If not, I'm starting the petition, and Fanny will get everyone at Mecca to sign it.....
GHU, the legislature actually got something right! The budget's going to hell, the environment's being wracked by greed, the weather's ruining the ski season, but our safely ensconsed state critter is the beautiful, glorious, majestic Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep.
Unlike some other pine cone and apple throwing rodents we could mention.
So what? I am the Rocky Mountain Bighorn Squirrel!
And I DO mean bighorn..........

Keep it in Oklahoma. Along with whatever that stuff is you're drinking.

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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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by AnnieCamaro » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:19 am
Evil Squirrel wrote:
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
If you need any help in packing up your duct tape and rotten apples, Lizbit and I will be happy to help. You'll
love Colorado!
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by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:19 am
WheresFanny wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:WheresFanny wrote:
Colorado is for lovers.
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
Will you at least stop and say hey on your way to Sprots'?
I now actually have a picture of ES thumbing across I-70 with a bandanna tied to a stick over one shoulder and a small valise of art supplies sitting on the ground next to him.
I spend way too much time here.......
He can wait till the next time I go to Kansas City, and I can save him a little bit of the thumbing....
Or he can just wander on down to the truck stop and try his luck with the rest of the lot lizards.....
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by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:22 am
AnnieCamaro wrote:Evil Squirrel wrote:
I hate to disappoint LB and Annie, but I think I have a new home.......
Thin air here I come!!!!!
If you need any help in packing up your duct tape and rotten apples, Lizbit and I will be happy to help. You'll
love Colorado!
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You can spend the night at my house and then I'll take you up for a visit with Annie's grandma! Well, actually I'll drop you off at the curb and then floor it.
But I'd come back for you later, I promise!
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!