WWTBAM Bored

start the line here. Bands your staging area is on the left, floats right, celebs, you start from the middle, directly in front of the WGAS tower.

ParadeCoordinator wrote:start the line here. Bands your staging area is on the left, floats right, celebs, you start from the middle, directly in front of the WGAS tower.

Better be careful of all the cow dung laying around!

Today's parade is being broadcast on the Big 1420 WGAS in Gastonia, whose tower has a reach of approximately 2/3 of a mile..... on a cloudless night.... when we're off the air....

Er, better just come down and watch it yourself....

WGAS in Gastonia wrote:Better be careful of all the cow dung laying around!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do you want your security detail (sniff)?

I've heard rumors that there AL Kieduh may target this parade. I'm ready for 'em...I've doubled my ammunition allocation for this event.

I built a bio-friendly float to showcase in today's parade. It runs off nothing but pure, all natural flatulence. Yes, we will all have a better tomorrow when we turn to nature.... oh my, I think the marching band behind me has all passed out. Must be from the fumes of the diesel engine I had to add to the float after I found out that fart power couldn't pull my lard ass....

Deputy Barney Fife wrote:Where do you want your security detail (sniff)?

I've heard rumors that there AL Kieduh may target this parade. I'm ready for 'em...I've doubled my ammunition allocation for this event.

We have already taken over your helpless country of evil devils. I am in charge around here, and I say this parade needs the Iraqi National Guard and a giant picture of Saddam!

Al Gore wrote:I built a bio-friendly float to showcase in today's parade. It runs off nothing but pure, all natural flatulence. Yes, we will all have a better tomorrow when we turn to nature.... oh my, I think the marching band behind me has all passed out. Must be from the fumes of the diesel engine I had to add to the float after I found out that fart power couldn't pull my lard ass....

How much flatulence does it take to propel Al Gore forward.

The world will never know.

Hey Barney, keep your eye out for a round looking guy in an orange suit who may come bouncing through here. Don't worry about the bullet, you only gotta touch him to make him surrender...

Is it 2008 yet? I miss all the exposure my fine articles got on this Bored during the last fraudulent election...

This parade looks about as exciting as the ones they used to throw in Locksley when we'd actually win a game. At least my idiot boss lb13 will be happy to find out that his pitching coach Dewon Brazelton signed with the Cardinals....

Where is the place of honor in this parade? I demand the place of honor for my Royal Barge!

KingTut wrote:Where is the place of honor in this parade? I demand the place of honor for my Royal Barge!

They don't honor you when you've been cooped up in a small place for 3000 years, they just forget about you. I'm still waiting for someone to come and rescue me from my prison.... HELP!!!!!

Say, who's the elderly, good-looking, Egyptian guy? I notice that his float is covered with gold and jewels.

Maybe he'd like me to ride with him and hold his hand during traffic delays.

Hey, sweet cheeks.....

Voluptuous_Hot_Babe26 wrote:Say, who's the elderly, good-looking, Egyptian guy? I notice that his float is covered with gold and jewels.

Maybe he'd like me to ride with him and hold his hand during traffic delays.

Hey, sweet cheeks.....

Hey, babe, stay with me, and I'll find a way to get you more gems than you've ever dreamed of. Just don't go getting any ideas about roses.

Voluptuous_Hot_Babe26 wrote:Say, who's the elderly, good-looking, Egyptian guy? I notice that his float is covered with gold and jewels.

Maybe he'd like me to ride with him and hold his hand during traffic delays.

Hey, sweet cheeks.....

Maybe you better come with me instead. My product works, but there's no way it's gonna revive King Tut's royal scepter after all those years...

Could somebody tell me where the restrooms are? I got to... attend to some personal business.

LarryCraig wrote:Could somebody tell me where the restrooms are? I got to... attend to some personal business.

Sorry dude. This one's occupied.

Dammit, would you cut out that irritating tapping noise!

Anyone hungry for a super tuber?

Chronic Diarrhea wrote:

LarryCraig wrote:Could somebody tell me where the restrooms are? I got to... attend to some personal business.

Sorry dude. This one's occupied.

Dammit, would you cut out that irritating tapping noise!

CD, man, hurry up! You're not the only one with digestive system problems!

We can't start selling food until I get the refreshment stand set up!

Of course, I'm still miffed they won't let me have my own float in the parade, but that may be because the sweeper dude didn't like it the one year they did let us ride and we threw out bottles of Fukola to the crowd from the float...

Hey! Hey bartender! (Hic!) I'll take three of thoshe bottles... (hic!)

*SPIT!*

Dammit, that ishn't alcohol! (hic, hic!) Musht be O'Douls...

HIC!

I thought the parade was supposed to start by now.

Yawn.

Deputy Barney Fife wrote:Where do you want your security detail (sniff)?

I've heard rumors that there AL Kieduh may target this parade. I'm ready for 'em...I've doubled my ammunition allocation for this event.

What'cha plannin' on doin' with that bullet, eh bub?

SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:Hey! Hey bartender! (Hic!) I'll take three of thoshe bottles... (hic!)

*SPIT!*

Dammit, that ishn't alcohol! (hic, hic!) Musht be O'Douls...

HIC!

I agree! That Fukola's nasty!