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Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:34 am
by etaoin22
Inspired by the completely apropos comment about Pelham:
Now, the list:
10 - Back to Ishtar
9 - Who's Afraid of Margaret Atwood?
8 - This --- Time --- It's --- Vegetables!!
7 - The Fourth Man
6 - Raging Bull pt 2: Pugilist Chic!
5 - Back with the Anti-reconstructionists.
4 - The Godfather, pt 2 (oops, that happened...)
3 - Citizen Kane: The Next Generation
2 - The Career
1 - Funny Aging BItch.
"Alien vs Hannibal Lecter" and others did not make this list, but I am sure the filmophilics here CAN DO MUCH BETTER!!!!
Though I do like #8. I wrote it down, so its copyrighten
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:40 pm
by SportsFan68
10 - Back to Ishtar
LOL!
Should been #1.
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:26 pm
by etaoin22
I haven't heard expounded the internal structure of the Letterman-style top 10 list, but I am sure out of the legions of TVaholics passing attention between net and tube, someone has figured it out. But #10 gotta be a good knock, rather than making you think..
I made an error in that for proper parallel structure,
#2 - The Careerist.
Sounds better, too.
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:40 pm
by T_Bone0806
OK, I couldn't resist and thought of a few:
Garfield: In Heat
Snow White and the Seven Palimony Suits
X-Men Unburdened: More than Wolverine's Claws "Come Out"
Die Hard: Victim of Viagara
Indiana Jones & the Proctologist of Doom
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:50 pm
by Bob Juch
The Matrix Electric Boogaloo
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:59 pm
by silvercamaro
The single most unwelcome sequel I can imagine would be:
Billy Elliot, Coal Miner (After Giving Dance a Whirl)
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:01 pm
by T_Bone0806
silvercamaro wrote:The single most unwelcome sequel I can imagine would be:
Billy Elliot, Coal Miner (After Giving Dance a Whirl)
Y'mean, that would be even worse than "Roseanne Barr in 'Swan Lake'"?
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:07 pm
by frogman042
Stolen from Letterman but I've always loved it -
!2 Angry Men and a Baby
---Jay
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:23 pm
by a1mamacat
frogman042 wrote:Stolen from Letterman but I've always loved it -
!2 Angry Men and a Baby
---Jay
The truth about Peter and Tink
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:54 pm
by KillerTomato
Rain Man vs. Predator
Easy Rider 2: Rascals on the Road
Some Like it Lukewarm
The Seventh Sense: I See Stupid People
Gladiator 2: Maximus Overdrive
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:23 am
by mntetn
O.J. Simpson: I Tried to Tell You
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:05 am
by minimetoo26
The Love Guru 2.
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:34 am
by silverscreenselect
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
Re: Ten Movie Sequels We Will Never See
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:44 am
by nitrah55
1777
Return to Zabriskie Point
Next Year at Marinbad
Plan 10 from Outer Space
Permafrost/Nixon