Today's show - not a spoiler

[jayhawker536]

Apologize in advance if Lance is a BB, but I am entitled to my opinion.

Along with the pants 6 inches below the underwear waist, I absolutely hate (strong word but accurate) this habit of expanding huge holes in your ears with those ugly ear plugs (that's what I call them, have no idea the actual name). Some wear the round earrings that don't expand the holes, couldn't tell exactly if Lance's where rings or expanders, at least with the rings they can be taken out and no permanent damage has been done.

Makes me think of Kate Gosslin speaking about her Winnie the Pooh tattoo on her ankle, tells her 8 kids never to let someone color on you, not her proudest moment and she will be the only old lady in the care home with Pooh on her ankle.

[jayhawker536]

Well maybe not the only old lady with pooh on the ankle, just the Winnie kind.

[TheCalvinator24]

I recall seeing a one panel comic strip within the past few years in which a guy who looks a lot like the PC guy from the Mac/PC Ads asks another guy with tattoos all over how he's going to feel when he's in the nursing home with all those tattoos. The tattooed fellow replies, "How ar eyou going to feel when you're the only one there with one?"

[gsabc]

Well maybe not the only old lady with pooh on the ankle, just the Winnie kind.

Okay, now I have to clean half-chewed apple off my screen.

[Bob Juch]

Today's show proves again how geographically-challenged Americans are.