A Tale of Two Candidates
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:03 pm
From what I read, John McCain was so confident that he was going to win the election that he told his wife to go buy the slinkiest nightgown she could find for they would celebrate the win later on that night and she would have the pleasure of having sex with the next president of the United States. Well, we know how that ended. Senator McCain was pretty dejected as he walked upstairs to his bedroom later that night. When he got to the bedroom there was Cindy dressed in a very slinky nightgown. She looked and McCain and he looked at her and she said to him "is Obama coming over here or am I going to the White house?"