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Commence ur marchin'

Ladies and gentlemen, if you can't make it out to the parade route, be sure to tune in to the coverage on The Big 1420, WGAS in Gastonia. We have obtained the services of legendary announcers Dandy Don Meredith and Craig Paquette to call the action....

If that doesn't get us kicked off the air, nothing will....

ParadeCoordinator wrote:Commence ur marchin'

I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!

Someone needs to tell their guests to get lost.....

All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.

Not Mini wrote:Someone needs to tell their guests to get lost.....

I'll go in the guest room and run around and scream like the obnoxious almost 4 year old girl I can be. That oughta take care of things.....

LarryCraig wrote:All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.

Isn't this fun, Larry? Just like when we rode together in the Gay Pride Parade last year!

Giddy up cowboy!

ThePepsiGeneration wrote:I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!

Oooh, a personal invitation. I dunno the rules though. Do I have
to be an MM or can I just irritate everyone as my ownself??

I see this parade has already gotten off on the wrong foot! I'll be setting up the collection plate at the end of the route, and it better damn well be overflowing with huge bills by the time you merry freaks are done tromping all over God's green earth....

May I drive one of the floats? I had only three glasses of Bacardi and two shots of Patron last night.

Press Release:

Today's Grand Marshall is Evil Squirrel, 2008's Squirrel of the Year!!!!!

kayrharris wrote:

ThePepsiGeneration wrote:I'll be passing out the refreshments this year. I made sure to shoot the tires out of the Fukola float....

Hop on board Kay!

Oooh, a personal invitation. I dunno the rules though. Do I have
to be an MM or can I just irritate everyone as my ownself??

TWEET!

Parade participant not in proper costume!

That's a 50 post penalty, and loss of posting privileges for 2 weeks.

Please reset the game clock to 11:11....

Mr. E. Squirrel might be delayed, as I understand that he is making a quick trip to offer aid and comfort to a canine with a recurring health condition. He's such a canineatarian.

NSAS wrote:Press Release:

Today's Grand Marshall is Evil Squirrel, 2008's Squirrel of the Year!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

YIPPPPPIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I am finally special! Annie will have to treat me nicely! Sprots will have to scritch me! LB will have to get me my own computer!

And I get to sit on top of the big float and throw apples at everyone!

I am so happy I am running all over the place and doing backflips..... well, not much unlike any other day I guess.....

We're always ready for a Parade, Now where's that squirrel.

NSAS wrote:Mr. E. Squirrel might be delayed, as I understand that he is making a quick trip to offer aid and comfort to a canine with a recurring health condition. He's such a canineatarian.

Oh yeah, I was going to do that......

LarryCraig wrote:All right! I came out of the water closet just in time for the parade! It's great to be out on a day like today.

I hear that they will be playing real toe-tapping music!

This also gives me an excuse to tell my one original Larry Craig joke:

Why was Larry Craig so excited about winning an election by a huge margin?

Because he was told he just got a mandate.

---Jay

Uh oh! Angry Village Mob at ten o'clock.

Oops, it's donut time. I'll be back in an hour to disperse the riot....

I always available to help keep the Parade moving along.

Sheesh, 20 minutes in and look at all of the people and animals already here. That's gonna be a lot of warm piss.

And it's gonna be a long day for me...

It's pretty early, but the pool has a lot a leaves in it so I think I'll hang here for a while.

I could challenge Evil Squirrel to a race. I guarantee you I'm faster!!

Oh Hell Kitty wrote:I always available to help keep the Parade moving along.

I knew this parade was gonna suck.....

I give up! I can't play this game. I guess I'm just tired from all that dancing last night and this
morning on GMA!

BTW, I was robbed!!!

Warren Sapp wrote:It's pretty early, but the pool has a lot a leaves in it so I think I'll hang here for a while.

I could challenge Evil Squirrel to a race. I guarantee you I'm faster!!

Hey Warren, can I see your Super Bowl ring?