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Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.

Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?

You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.

Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?

You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....

lb13

Yes, I'm crying crocodile tears for ES. I am not the type that would try to
fool you into using MM's - I'm sure you know that. Don't you need to go to bed early
today?

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:Wouldn't a sternly written email be faster?
You may have a bit of trouble rallying the troups behind you. Maybe LB
can use all his MM's and send emails for you.

Is that an attempt to get me to log in as MM's so I can't stay ahead of you......?

You should have sympathy for the poor, suffering ES.....

lb13

Yes, I'm crying crocodile tears for ES. I am not the type that would try to
fool you into using MM's - I'm sure you know that. Don't you need to go to bed early
today?

I have a radio show I listen to until 10:00. Plus, I filled my hernia jug of Pepsi on the way home from work, so I'll be up a few more hours, don't worry.....

lb13

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

Whatever you do, don't ask kazoo for help.

I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

WheresFanny wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

If not, I should draw it!

I can't wait to get my award next week from the NSAS! I think I'll come dressed as Samuel Adams....

WheresFanny wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

Who do you think she is--uly?

minimetoo26 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

Who do you think she is--uly?

I thought everybody was Uly.


Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.

WheresFanny wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote: I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

Who do you think she is--uly?

I thought everybody was Uly.


Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)

earendel wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

minimetoo26 wrote: Who do you think she is--uly?

I thought everybody was Uly.


Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)

Things are funnier when they are left oblique.

Or

Always leave them wanting more!

WheresFanny wrote:

earendel wrote:

WheresFanny wrote: I thought everybody was Uly.


Uly is everywhere, man! Except in Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)

Things are funnier when they are left oblique.

Explaining humor is like dissecting a frog--you understand it, but it tends to die in the process.

Or something like that. I'm sure we can find three people it's been attributed to to make up another joke with! And end all of our sentences and phrases prepositions with!

minimetoo26 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

earendel wrote: Michael J. Fox is the anti-Uly. (With apologies to Mojo and Skid...)

Things are funnier when they are left oblique.

Explaining humor is like dissecting a frog--you understand it, but it tends to die in the process.

Or something like that. I'm sure we can find three people it's been attributed to to make up another joke with! And end all of our sentences and phrases prepositions with!

Evil Squirrel, Michael J. Fox and Earendel walk into a bar......

minimetoo26 wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:I needed this pic to go with my patriotic rant a few days ago! Thanks 5LD!!!

I don't suppose she could find one with a bloody head rag and a drum, could she?

Who do you think she is--uly?

Heh. I just noticed in another thread that 5LD has no avatar at all! Which makes her.......

(all together now......)

The Anti-Uly!!!!1

ulysses5019 wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:Until they quit selling Crossman air guns and ammo!!!!

LB came home this morning and told me that he had to put up some Crossman airguns last night.... the same Nazi company that makes those evil squirrel killing pellets! On the back of the box, it showed 4 different animal icons that appear on all their products to help the murderers tell which products are for shooting which types of defenseless animals. He found the same cute little squirrel icon that was on that box of pellets, and found out that it represents "varmints"....

Varmints!?!?!? I am NOT a varmint!!!!

Furthermore, it explained that the varmint icon helps show which disgusting Crossman products are for "shooting large pests such as squirrels, rats, and pigeons"....

I was absolutely flabbergasted! Me... a large pest!?!? And lumped in with PIGEONS!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, I am a red-blooded American squirrel, and damn cute to boot! My ancestors threw acorns at the British on Bunker Hill! I am tired of being treated as a common, ordinary, distasteful rodent who only serves as live target practice for some rednecks with a bad dental plan.....

I am in the process of composing a very sternly written letter to The Office of the President-Elect to demand that something be done about this injustice. Who's in this fight with me?

Whatever you do, don't ask kazoo for help.

tee hee