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One raised "Eye Brow"

#1 Post by cindy.wellman » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:47 pm

Prosper Keke (prosper_keke2007@yahoo.fr)

FROM PROSPER KEKE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
ORGANISATION UNION SECURITY
BANK LOME- TOGO.


Dear,
I am Prosper Keke, the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Organisation Union Security Bank Lome-Togo in West Africa with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. During my investigation and auditing in this bank,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on november 1997 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was us$14M (fourteen million united states dollars).

As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through the business directory at chamber of commerce and Industry here in Lome- Togo where I was seaching for a good relaible contact to do the business with.I was elated the time I saw your address to propose the business to you.

Meanwhile,all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased,get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,I am not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank,where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification,while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills,while 60% will be for me.
Please,be adviced to keep top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account.and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any country you advice me to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal.My telephone NO;+228-9020836

B

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#2 Post by WheresFanny » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:56 pm

Why do I never get these things? I just get emails from 'greeting card' sites, exhorting me to click on the link and pick up my ever so important e-card! From a hyperlink that clearly shows .exe as the suffix.

Even I'm not that stupid.
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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:47 pm

cindy.wellman wrote:Prosper Keke (prosper_keke2007@yahoo.fr)

FROM PROSPER KEKE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
ORGANISATION UNION SECURITY
BANK LOME- TOGO.


Dear,
I am Prosper Keke, the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Organisation Union Security Bank Lome-Togo in West Africa with due respect and regard.

I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. During my investigation and auditing in this bank,my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on november 1997 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally,I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was us$14M (fourteen million united states dollars).

As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through the business directory at chamber of commerce and Industry here in Lome- Togo where I was seaching for a good relaible contact to do the business with.I was elated the time I saw your address to propose the business to you.

Meanwhile,all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased,get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,I am not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank,where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification,while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills,while 60% will be for me.
Please,be adviced to keep top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account.and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any country you advice me to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal.My telephone NO;+228-9020836

B
Is Togo closing some of their stores as well?
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#4 Post by minimetoo26 » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:23 am

WheresFanny wrote:Why do I never get these things? I just get emails from 'greeting card' sites, exhorting me to click on the link and pick up my ever so important e-card! From a hyperlink that clearly shows .exe as the suffix.

Even I'm not that stupid.
Here--you can go get my package for me. I'll forward the attachment...

Sorry, we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on November the 1st in time
because the recipient’s address is not correct.

Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office.
If you do not receive package in ten days you will have to pay 36$ per day.

Your UPS
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#5 Post by WheresFanny » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:43 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Why do I never get these things? I just get emails from 'greeting card' sites, exhorting me to click on the link and pick up my ever so important e-card! From a hyperlink that clearly shows .exe as the suffix.

Even I'm not that stupid.
Here--you can go get my package for me. I'll forward the attachment...

Sorry, we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on November the 1st in time
because the recipient’s address is not correct.

Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office.
If you do not receive package in ten days you will have to pay 36$ per day.

Your UPS
Wow, you have your very own UPS??? I have to wait on line down at the communal office with the rest of the great unwashed.
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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:23 am

There's a woman in Oregon who'd probably be interested in this email if you forwarded it to her.
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#7 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:19 pm

The sad thing is that somebody must be falling for this crap, otherwise they wouldn't keep sending out the letters.

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#8 Post by sunflower » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:36 pm

WheresFanny wrote:Why do I never get these things? I just get emails from 'greeting card' sites, exhorting me to click on the link and pick up my ever so important e-card! From a hyperlink that clearly shows .exe as the suffix.

Even I'm not that stupid.
Maybe they didn't feel you had the same "impressive information", so they don't waste their time on you... :P

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