Speaking Lyricallyl Day 5 - 11/11/08
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:36 am
Jak sie masz! I am Borat Sagdiyev! I am from Kazakhstan! I like sex....is niiiiiiice!
The Killing Tomato is niiiiice. He give me permissions from U.S. and A. governments to post game for the Speaking Lyrically today to celebrate big U.S. and A. holidays of Veterans Days, when whole family get together to eat Veterans and have sex. Is niiiiiice. My nieghbor Nushuktan Tulyaiagby does not celebrate U.S. and A. holidays. He is pain in my assholes. He say only gypsies eat Veterans, because Veterans too old and stringy. He is so stupid man!
My favorite place in U.S. and A. is California, where my Pamela live. It also home of Pearl Harbor and Texas, although many many Jews are there too, but they are kept in concentration camps called "movie studios".
It is time to be starting Speaking Lyrically game. Although Kazakhstan is most beautiful and glorious country on world, the Killing Tomato has asked for me to be putting down song lyrics that celebrate the U.S. and A. The Killing Tomato say to mentioning one point is going to be giving for each title and artist, and my game will be available for the playing until 12 noon tomorrow, Central Kazakh time (which he tell me is also noon Eastern time). He also say to say that anyone who does not put answers in spoiler must have rubber fist put in anoooos, so be carefuls, since that is not so nice a things. So enjoy the gaming....is niiiiiice!
1. Lord, I can't believe what I see
How could you be alone?
When you could sit right here beside me, girl
And make yourself at home
2. I'm stayin' here with some friends and they've got lots of room
You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk
By a cafe where I hope to be workin' soon
3. She'll find the note I left hangin' on her door
She'll laugh when she reads the part that says I'm leavin'
'Cause I've left that girl so many times before
4. On State Street, that great street, I just want to say
They do things they don't do on Broadway
5. We held a concert out in Brooklyn
To watch the Island bridges blow
They turned our power down
And drove us underground
But we went right on with the show
8. At the Hotel Flamingo, wearing black-market shoes
This loud Cuban band is crucifying John Lennon
No one wants to be lonely, no one wants to sing the blues
9. Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in....
10. City of Brotherly Love
Place I call home
Don't turn your back on me
I don't want to be alone
Love lasts forever
11. All across the nation, such a strange vibration
People in motion
There's a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion
People in motion
12. l got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and I am too
(The Killing Tomato wishes it to be known that the WheresFannyHellKitty and the LivingFlying2Be guys are to be getting a bonus point for pointing out that I, Borat Sagdiev, cannot count or type.)
The Killing Tomato is niiiiice. He give me permissions from U.S. and A. governments to post game for the Speaking Lyrically today to celebrate big U.S. and A. holidays of Veterans Days, when whole family get together to eat Veterans and have sex. Is niiiiiice. My nieghbor Nushuktan Tulyaiagby does not celebrate U.S. and A. holidays. He is pain in my assholes. He say only gypsies eat Veterans, because Veterans too old and stringy. He is so stupid man!
My favorite place in U.S. and A. is California, where my Pamela live. It also home of Pearl Harbor and Texas, although many many Jews are there too, but they are kept in concentration camps called "movie studios".
It is time to be starting Speaking Lyrically game. Although Kazakhstan is most beautiful and glorious country on world, the Killing Tomato has asked for me to be putting down song lyrics that celebrate the U.S. and A. The Killing Tomato say to mentioning one point is going to be giving for each title and artist, and my game will be available for the playing until 12 noon tomorrow, Central Kazakh time (which he tell me is also noon Eastern time). He also say to say that anyone who does not put answers in spoiler must have rubber fist put in anoooos, so be carefuls, since that is not so nice a things. So enjoy the gaming....is niiiiiice!
1. Lord, I can't believe what I see
How could you be alone?
When you could sit right here beside me, girl
And make yourself at home
2. I'm stayin' here with some friends and they've got lots of room
You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk
By a cafe where I hope to be workin' soon
3. She'll find the note I left hangin' on her door
She'll laugh when she reads the part that says I'm leavin'
'Cause I've left that girl so many times before
4. On State Street, that great street, I just want to say
They do things they don't do on Broadway
5. We held a concert out in Brooklyn
To watch the Island bridges blow
They turned our power down
And drove us underground
But we went right on with the show
8. At the Hotel Flamingo, wearing black-market shoes
This loud Cuban band is crucifying John Lennon
No one wants to be lonely, no one wants to sing the blues
9. Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in....
10. City of Brotherly Love
Place I call home
Don't turn your back on me
I don't want to be alone
Love lasts forever
11. All across the nation, such a strange vibration
People in motion
There's a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion
People in motion
12. l got some records from World War II
I play 'em just like me granddad do
He was a rocker and I am too
(The Killing Tomato wishes it to be known that the WheresFannyHellKitty and the LivingFlying2Be guys are to be getting a bonus point for pointing out that I, Borat Sagdiev, cannot count or type.)
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