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I guess ES never delivered that Wal~Mart gift card I got you......

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littlebeast13 wrote:I guess ES never delivered that Wal~Mart gift card I got you......

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It's probably just as well, since there are snakes in the bags of
potatoes they sell at this Wal Mart.

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:I guess ES never delivered that Wal~Mart gift card I got you......

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It's probably just as well, since there are snakes in the bags of
potatoes they sell at this Wal Mart.

In the business, we call that a bonus buy.

Buy the potatoes, get the snake free....

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littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:I guess ES never delivered that Wal~Mart gift card I got you......

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It's probably just as well, since there are snakes in the bags of
potatoes they sell at this Wal Mart.

In the business, we call that a bonus buy.

Buy the potatoes, get the snake free....

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With my luck, that would be the kind of bonus I would get.

littlebeast13 wrote:

kayrharris wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:I guess ES never delivered that Wal~Mart gift card I got you......

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It's probably just as well, since there are snakes in the bags of
potatoes they sell at this Wal Mart.

In the business, we call that a bonus buy.

Buy the potatoes, get the snake free....

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Do you sell bags of snakes? And do I get a free potato with purchase?

I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Hello, Mini! wrote:I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Maybe the snake objected because it was a suppository.......

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littlebeast13 wrote:

Hello, Mini! wrote:I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Maybe the snake objected because it was a suppository.......

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There was a squirty syringe involved. It was a liquid-down-the-throat deal. Which is just as bad as a suppository if you have a cat....

Lordy, Lordy, Uly!! The squirrel vampire is my new favorite. Great job!!!

kayrharris wrote:BB&B opened here this week! And I have coupons! I can't wait
to get there on Saturday.

YAY!!!1 This also reminds me that I need to check and see if LnT is still honouring coupons since all their stuff is marked down now for going out of business.

Hello, Mini! wrote:I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Maybe I watch too much Discovery-Times and A&E, but the whiteboard message is what tips it over onto the side of your last statement.

Murder Motto: Never try to get too cutesy, just keep it simple, stupid.

WheresFanny wrote:

Hello, Mini! wrote:I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Maybe I watch too much Discovery-Times and A&E, but the whiteboard message is what tips it over onto the side of your last statement.

Murder Motto: Never try to get too cutesy, just keep it simple, stupid.

It happened here, and nothing was said about my theory, but I'm just a suspicious bitch when it comes to husbands finding their wives' bodies.

Hell Kitty wrote:

WheresFanny wrote:

Hello, Mini! wrote:I would have LOVED to get a snake in my bag of potatoes, until this morning. An article in today's paper tells of a woman found dead in her home, near a whiteboard message reading "Medicate Diablo" and Diablo's empty cage.

Diablo is a reticulated python, and the woman was asphyxiated by neck compression. Unless her husband strangled her, let Diablo loose, then called police, Diablo was objecting to his medication being squirted down his slithery throat.

Maybe I watch too much Discovery-Times and A&E, but the whiteboard message is what tips it over onto the side of your last statement.

Murder Motto: Never try to get too cutesy, just keep it simple, stupid.

It happened here, and nothing was said about my theory, but I'm just a suspicious bitch when it comes to husbands finding their wives' bodies.

If the police didn't figure out the same theory within 10 minutes of arriving on scene, they need to start watching more of the crime channels themselves.

But maybe not as much as I do. The only channel my mom watches is True fka Court TV and I never watch that channel. But I've seen so many cases on my channels that I can walk into my mom's house, hear a couple first names and part of the situation and immediately know what case they're talking about, even though I've never seen that program.

Whenever I go over and she's watching True, the first thing she says is "don't tell me how it ends!"