Top ten reasons tmitsss never got the Call

[AlphaDummy]

From the Home Office, where we realize that on occasion there are things besides these lists that just don't make any sense...heeere we go........


10) Rich has never forgotten the time he was "bombed" by a flying monkey in a Rainforest Cafe

9) Monkeys just don't look good in seersucker

8) Legal Department advised that tmitsss' winnings could not be paid as one million bananas

7) When Jen heard there was a monkey coming in to tape she thought it was Michael Nesmith

6) TPTB afraid that policy of "when pigs fly" might be extended to monkeys as well

5) Quota for airborne contestants had previously been filled when Flying Spaghetti Monster got the Call

4) Studio closed while scientists investigate why temperature has risen an average of 10 degrees since Regis left as host

3) PETA threatened to disrupt taping unless real monkeys are allowed to audition

2) Syndicators figured that with elections imminent there already will be more than enough monkeys on TV

1) WGAS investigative team threatens to air expose showing that suitguy hasn't been able to fly on his own in years

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

w00t!

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Very cute!