Did you hear about the cannibal eating the clown? It tasted funny to him.
This other cannibal was sick to his stomach and went to the doctor.
"What did you have for dinner"
"Some kind of missionary"
"Did you see how he was dressed?"
"Some kind of brown robe tied off with a white cord"
"How was he cooked?"
"Boiled"
"THERE's your problem....
Spoiler
He was a friar."